I’m a mummy
Am I unique in wishing zombie threads were disallowed?
** Pitch a Bad Idea for a Children’s Book
Cheryl Tiegs’ nipples **
** I’m 100% miserable and I don’t know what to do
May 21st, the end of the world. **
Survive 32 more days, and your problems will be over.
**If an establishment is serving food and drink…
What would be the effects if a person were suspended upside down indefinitely. **
He’d probably barf up a lot of the food and drink.
**I am going to start eating better, dag nabbit.
Cheryl Tiegs’ nipples **
Not covered in jello, then 
Poll: What Name Do You Go By?
How many knives do you own?
They call me Slash - and what’s it to ya?
**Who Will Get The Reconstruction Contracts In Libya?
Milwaukee!!! Whoo hoo! **
Good. They could use the work.
**So, I just saw Thor… (no unboxed spoilers in OP)
. . . and it was all a dream! (spoilers galore)**
**I am going to start eating better, dag nabbit.
Precious naughty language from little kids? **
**What contaminent is affecting my co-worker an me?
Metal Roofing **
It’s gotten so bad that it’s affecting my spelling!
anyone here have an advanced psychology degree?
I’m not dead
Good enough, you’re hired.
What do you call these items?
A guys worst nightmare
** A guys worst nightmare
Giving up HFCS **
I dunno… my worst nightmare involves public humiliation and being unable to run… high-fructose corn syrup just isn’t in the same ballpark.
A world without Indian contributions
Customer Service Trying Too Hard
A guys worst nightmare
I’m not dead
AHHH! Kill her now!* NOWWW!!!*
Why do Creationists deny Evolution in face of tons of evidence supporting it?
Representation without Taxation
They refuse to admit humans have a common ancestry with apes until the apes pay their taxes!
**What currently socially unacceptable things will be innocuous in the future?
Women: What’s the sexual appeal of being spanked? **
**The Arlo Guthrie concert was great until…
Ghost Riders In The Sky **
Bad cover, eh?
**God heals? Question FROM a Christian
Who else is working on Good Friday? **
Besides God?
**Okay, so I’m going to have The Talk with my niece. What would you say to her?
Squeaky shoes **
Yes honey, Nice Girls wear squeaky shoes.
**Would it be wrong to have a stripper perform at my funeral?
I’m not dead **
In that case, it would only be wrong to have the funeral. One customarily waits until one is dead, even if you can’t enjoy the amenities.