Need translation into Mongolian fast.
What were those things called?
If you want a precise translation we’ll have to know if they’re things, whatchamacallits or gizmos.
**Your iPhone is recording everywhere you go
Anyone been to the Falkland Islands? **
I’ll check the logs. I’ve been known to sleepwalk.
Phrases for IT T Shirts
I’m amazed by how much technology amazes me
My daughter is a geek
Mmm, you’re in the right ballpark, anyway.
If you don’t send jobs overseas you’ll be run out of business. Hah.
Le Jacquelope
Wow, Jaquelope. You are all kinds of nuts!
I’m not dead
Would it be wrong to have a stripper perform at my funeral?
Advice on teaching a children’s class on magic
Tell me about chain saws, please
Tell me about chain saws, please
The morality of killing
Why is 4/20 a big deal to potheads?
The Anti-420 thread - when and why did you quit?
Swallowing an egg whole
Overweight in basic training
First, lay off the eggs. Eat more oatmeal and fruit.
Lessons learned the hard way
Ask the girl who switched to Dvorak keyboard
Lessons learned the hard way
Police Blotter
Yeah, I’d rather not have to learn lessons where police are involved.
**Phrases for IT T Shirts
I’m not dead **
**What are you doing for Lent?
Baby Daddy Drama Rama.
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**Tell me about chain saws, please
Poll: How often do you fall down? NOW, With Poll!
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How often do you fall down holding a chain saw? Need answer fast!
Women -> Do You Love Nylon Stockings?
Tell me about chain saws, please
They can cause a hell of a nasty run.
**Stupid liberal idea of the day
Miscegenation: not in THIS state, mister!
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**Poll: The Royal Wedding; will it be watched by you?
Poll: Which side are you on **
Cripes, can’t we wait for them to get married and start fantasizing about other people’s undies before choosing up sides?
If There Were A Tragic Accident At Westminster Abbey On Royal Wedding Day…
Is Curious George a monkey or a chimpanzee?
“Curious George Goes Ape At Royal Wedding, Mauls Newlyweds; Primate Status Debated”
The Telephone – Old School
Phrases for IT T Shirts
Real geeks use VOIP. Unless they’re the type to put that rotary dialling app on their iPhone.
**Oakminster’s hardon for me
Miscegenation: not in THIS state, mister! **
So…they’ll have to cross a state line if SenorBeef wants the Oaken staff?