Tell me bad things about Cuba.
strange man approached my mom
“Wanna cigar, chica?”
Way to set an example for the kids, assholes
My mother just doesn’t get it!
**Talk about some of the rotten things you did as a kid
Ask a Wikipedian **
What is a good script for engraving on a leaving gift?
Things That Drive You Nuts at Work
That’ll kill the regret factor.
**Oakminster’s hardon for me
My mother just doesn’t get it!
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**Why do some music fans get so angry…
Donald Trump is now a birther
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I hear some non-music fans get angry at that, too.
Why would a goose want to sleep on wet concrete?
It’s 1607, the English have landed
Snorting a beakful of wet concrete is apparently better than LSD.
**I want to get my left nut removed
What are the rates for re-offending for sex offenders?
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With and without left nuts?
31 jokes for nerds
Help me engineer a solution
From the front page of msnbc right now:
Want a US passport?
Were you circumcised?
Gotta prove you’re a Real Amurrikin, an’ not one-a those uncircumcised Yurpians!
**SETI shut down due to lack of funding
I am flabbergasted. **
Me, too!
**Have any dopers met in real life to beat the shit out of each other?
Had To Say Goodbye To An Old Friend Today
Police Blotter **
Well, that’s one way to say goodbye to an old friend. Or, should I say, …“frenemy”?
Obama releases long form birth certificate
'They’re killing me! They’re killing meeeeee!!!'
I know the birthers are a pain, but you need to dial down the drama a wee bit, Mr. President.
I am pregnant!!!
Doper memes that I wish would just go away
Now, now, that’s no way to think. We need to keep the population up if we aren’t to be overtaken by /b/tards and birthers.
**Which is worse: nausea/vomiting or cramping/diarrhea?
How do MREs taste?**
"Ethics" education in school may have steered me wrong.
Did that boy just molest a duck?
**“Ethics” education in school may have steered me wrong.
I am pregnant!!! **
Did that boy just molest a duck?
I saw the damnedst thing at the OTB today
**Do nuke plants have toilets? If they do…
Dark matter - is it going to come in many flavours, like regular matter?
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** I saw the damnedst thing at the OTB today
Obama releases long form birth certificate **
Obama’s True Birthcertificate