**America, the second
Second amendment remedies.
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I am flabbergasted.
I am pregnant!!!
I am the walrus.
Goo-goo ga-joob
** Tips for a college food budget?
Rainbow vacuum cleaner**
Great idea! Start with the dining hall after supper, it’s amazing what gets dropped.
Share your good news (please)
My Christmas lights are still up and shining
Well, that’s… good. I guess.
I am pregnant!!!
Do dopers ever advise people to stay together?
No, we don’t! Now break up with your boyfriend or husband immediately!
**Ugh. Money to ‘go away’
I don’t think it’s working **
I don’t think so either. You’ll never be rid of me! NEVER!
Training a horse to fall down
DUI w/o “D”?
Good thought - you don’t want to pull a fancy trick and then get busted for RUI*.
Riding While Intoxicated
Stupid Republican idea of the day
Merry Fucking Easter!
Yeah, as a party slogan, this ranks right up there with “Seasons’ Greetings, asshole”.
**Colorado DUI and DMV Questions
6th Annual SDMB Shot glass Exchange! **
The exchange will not be held in Colorado this year, folks.
** Ugh. Money to ‘go away’
So I guess I’m breaking up with my boyfiend.
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You’re breaking up with Eddie Money?
** Holy Freaking Crap Guys, How Hard is it to Accept People?
Obama is a Negro**
He is? Oh, crap.
**Talk about some of the rotten things you did as a kid
Did that boy just molest a duck? **
**Neighbors burglar alarm has been sounding for a solid week
‘They’re killing me! They’re killing meeeeee!!!’ **
I knew I shouldn’t have got one of those talking alarms!
What Are The Chances A UFO Lands In The USA?
Anyone care to take a crack at latest “birther” conspiracy?
It explains a lot, actually. Those ears…
**SETI shut down due to lack of funding
‘They’re killing me! They’re killing meeeeee!!!’ **
Username/cutoff thread title combo on the front page
**Why the antipathy toward…
Invisible Chimp **
That’s pretty rotten!
Royal Wedding Madness
Did that boy just molest a duck?
Wow, the Brits are crazy.
Which natural disaster is most frightening to you?
men shaving their testicles
Yikes!
**Poll: Guys~Would you spank her?
Women: What’s the sexual appeal of being spanked? **
I’ve been waiting for these two to get together.