Orgasm, Inc.
Amazing contortionists
Well, yeah, you’d think that would be one of their hiring requirements.
If you rearrange the letters in…
A Tale of Betrayal
You get Eatable Fat Royal
**Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office post filled at last
My First Client Died **
He wuz good noms.
Is this rude?
Mens cologne
If they can smell you coming before they see you, then you betcha it is.
"Worst Vacation Ever" Scam
Sorry, Mr. Opposum 
“I had my tickets booked for “Possum Spring Break”, then I found out it was being held in the middle of I-95.”
What’s your favorite source of investment information?
You think I could make money like this?
Emergency room procedure
Rich then or poor now?
No insurance, huh? Ouch.
Ouija Boards - I used to think it was bull until…
Fermi’s Paradox and Time Travel.
You see man, it all ties together…hold on a sec, let me take another hit before continuing…
Looking for some late Ren early Baroque music- need help
How many Fk songs do you have? **
Do you have Fogliano’s “Concerto for G-String?”
**What Happened To This (Minor) Celebrity?
Ronaldo is retiring **
Asked and answered.
Design the worst game level ever
OJ beaten up in prison
I love this game!
**What Strange Things Does You Cat Do?
Repeating a grade **
Most cats fly right through school
Lady Gaga’s new single
What Happened To This (Minor) Celebrity?
Minor? :dubious:
**If you rearrange the letters in…
Sometimes I have a overwhelming desire to…
ADD dopers, let’s talk medication **
RESOLVED: Barack Hussein Obama is an American citizen.
Lets start some NEW Urban myths…
Yes, we must keep the nitwits occupied.
Ask the girl who is doing an Intrauterine Insemination
Stuff you used to get away with at work that would get you fired today
Well, people got tired of her monopolizing the break room and leaving unlabeled sperm in the refrigerator.
[QUOTE=Jackmannii;13472629Well, people got tired of her monopolizing the break room and leaving unlabeled sperm in the refrigerator.[/QUOTE]
As opposed to unlabelled sperm?
**People who look better after age 40
Joan Rivers has gotten bitter **
Definitely looked better before 40
**What is the most common road kill in your area?
Adopted children **
My book has been optioned for a movie
CNN and the English language
So, what kind of movie is it? Is it a thriller? A comedy? A love story?
Stuff you used to get away with at work that would get you fired today
My First Client Died
Why does exercise hurt if it’s good for you?
How common are "death throes?"
Nonsense, those people are just breaking through the pain barrier.
Your dinner tonight
Hollandaise Sauce
It’s really good if you add lots of Reddi-Wip.