Fled the dentist in a panic
What should my business card say?
What’s the best running shoe for me?
I don’t think that’s something you need on a business card, and I wouldn’t stress the running shoes either - it’s not like the dentist’s actually going to give chase.
** I unhappily report that I am right about obesity and diet (Very long)
Share a weight that’s been lifted off your shoulders recently
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I’ve been waiting for these two to be sequential.
Going in for job interview today, wish me luck
I just want to get paid -long
I just want to get paid -long
My First Client Died
I take it your pay isn’t pegged to your performance.
So Cops Have These Things Now…
Things you can’t unsee:Muppets with eyes…
“Confess, or we’ll show you the Muppet again!”
My son skipped school today.
Our goldfish committed suicide!
Additional Deaths
Superdude
:eek: My condolences.
Opossums–spawn of evil, or adorably cute?
What is the most common roadkill in your area?
I guess if people go out of their way to run them down, then they must be the former.
**RESOLVED: Barack Hussein Obama is an American citizen.
Whoa… shocking family secret revealed! **
** Sorry, Mr. Opposum 
Our goldfish committed suicide!
I’m sorry **
Saw-ree!
**Gorillas shed pounds by doubling calories
I unhappily report that I am right about obesity and diet (Very long)
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Too bad you are not a gorilla
** What do I NEED to do before getting married?
Adopted children**
Yep, take 'em out for a test run. If a couple hours spent at Chuck E. Cheese don’t faze you, go ahead and tie the knot.
**Sorry, Mr. Opposum : (
Poll: Opossums–spawn of evil, or adorably cute? **
**Whatcha Readin’ Feb 2011 Edition
Congratulate me! I’m finally reading Discworld! **
Do you remember potty/peepee training (your own)?
Fled the dentist in a panic
“But if you can hold it through a root canal, Junior, you’ve got it made!”
How do Mexicans refer to the Mexican-American War?
Horse power
I would’ve thought it was “Horse” something else.
**OMFG. I found my grandfather in the 1930 census. IN PRISON.
I miss my Grandma. **
I cannot f*cking STAND…
Community – 2/17/2011
Well I thought it was great. Anyway, just avoid it in reruns and you’ll be fine.
My book has been optioned for a movie
A Tale of Betrayal
Question for older posters regarding feelings of mortality
Does it bother you when companies use “skinny” to describe products?
No. But it pisses me off when I tune in to a repeat of “Magnum, P.I.” and all the ads are for ostomy supplies and catheters.
**How Violent Are High-Functioning Aspergers?
ADD dopers, let’s talk medication
Tell Me About/Recommend Air Rifles **
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