** cannot f*cking STAND…
The Big Bang Theory 2/17–The Cohabitation Formulation **
So don’t f*cking watch it.
**Dead or alive you are coming with me.
So, my parents are taking my niece and nephews (long, boring)**
Your parents are Tough.
**What Are the Restrictions on Limiting Collective Bargaining?
Calling in sick to protest
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Yup. NO ONE does THAT!
Questions on covering up gray hair
Lady Dopers: Experience with copper IUDs?
A trifle flashy, but bound to appeal to men wearing tinfoil hats.
**Your favorite headlines from Weekly World News
Discuss embarrassing death with spouse in afterlife?
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And Use your ESP to Learn to Play Guitar!
**I put my wife in jail today.
Stuff you can get away with at work now that would have gotten you fired in the old days **
**It’s hard to turn down a job right now, but…
Something grabbed ahold of my hand! **
** Your favorite headlines from Weekly World News
Student Can’t Come To Class - Having Gold Bladder Removed
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Please explain this anonymous note?
How did you know the circumstances of your child’s conception?
“Uh…honey?”
(Non-Mormon) Christians converting to Mormonism
What if Satan said… "I’m Sorry"
No problem. I hear they’ve already baptized him just in case.
I cannot f*cking STAND…
Adopted children
How are you with the natural-born ones?
I unhappily report that I am right about obesity and diet (Very long)
That’s dumb, Mr. President.
Yeah, we’ve got two wars going, the national debt’s exploding, and here’s some skinny guy giving long speeches about how to lose weight.
As I drank coffee, a man was quickly mangled to death
He needs to get the fuck outta here already!
No kidding!
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Do you have an irrational prejudice against anyone in the film industry?
He-Man makes no sense.**
Unintentionally Overhearing Weird Conversations
Kim Jong Il, this is a new low!
Now there’s someone whose marital problems I don’t want to hear about.
Say what you mean
I’m talking to the dope and it feels weird.
What makes “smart people” socially awkward?
WTF is wrong with you, conservative America?!?
Brainglutton
It’s all his fault!
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Our goldfish committed suicide!
Something grabbed ahold of my hand!**
Ghost fish! :eek:
And now…
**I Pit a Candy Thief
Brainglutton **
The man has no shame.
**What is Diogenes the Cynic’s Condition Called
Brainglutton **
That sounds pretty horrifying! Is it terminal?!
I’ve been waiting for this one…
Question for older posters regarding feelings of mortality
How do you make a new friend as an adult?
Quickly.