Stylists: Will this screw up my hair?
That’s dumb, Mr. President.
No, it won’t screw up your hair, but becoming a bleached blond will not do wonders for your gravitas.
The secret to getting laid
Something grabbed ahold of my hand!
It’s a start.
**Sticky: Real Life Meetings of Members
I’m talking to the dope and it feels weird.
What makes “smart people” socially awkward? **
**What is the correct way to respond when your dad calls you a slut?
wanting a tattoo **
Yeah! Might as well take that whole youth rebellion thing the whole way.
I predict no more Arab/Muslim regime changes this year
Libya too?!
Yes. No regime change there either.
Fermi’s Paradox and Time Travel.
Future Shock
**I’m nearly the owner of a new Prius
The secret to getting laid **
Hardly.
I unhappily report that I am right about obesity and diet (Very long)
I’m worried about my kitty 
As long as she can still drag herself over to the litter box, she can be as fat as she wants.
Right off the top from MPSIMS:
**As I drank coffee, a man was quickly mangled to death
I do not remember the last 60 or so minutes before closing time last night.
I’m not normal…
I missed getting shot in the head by six inches.
Stuff you used to get away with at work that would get you fired today **
That must have been quite a job, back in the old days. We just had Sunshine Girl pinups and loud rock music.
Bike vs. Car
My cat is lost
Uh-oh.
The secret to getting laid
I do not remember the last 60 or so minutes before closing time last night.
**High winds, high as kite horses, high anxiety
What’s The Closest You’ve Ever Been To Death? **
and seconds later:
**What’s The Closest You’ve Ever Been To Death?
I do not remember the last 60 or so minutes before closing time last night. **
quality of water and food in 1855
Reasons for eating organic food
**Typing this from bed!
Stuff you used to get away with at work that would get you fired today **
As I drank coffee, a man was quickly mangled to death
Funny misreadings of postings
Funny at first I read that as mangled. Oh wait.
**Gorillas shed pounds by doubling calories
Let’s help some animals! **
He’s still not getting my milkshake.
I have spoiled kitties
Typing this from bed!
My doggy is sick.
First they poisoned you…then they poisoned the dog…things look bad.
Heh, funny thing was I actually did misread the first thread title at first (read "strangled, not “mangled” - I think it’s the same difference though) before I opened the thread.
What Strange Things Does You Cat Do?
The secret to getting laid
The real explanation for cat ladies, eh?
I bet I’ll go through all of 2011 without getting a girlfriend too
Typing this from bed!
The secret to getting laid
Well for one, getting out of bed and finding a girlfriend instead of complaining about not having one might help.
** Stuff you can get away with at work now that would have gotten you fired in the old days
Say what you mean**
No, that’ll still get you fired.