There is no question, real Indian food (not the imitation stuff I’ve found in the States). When I rip one after dinner, I always regret it.
I can’t believe I just posted in one of these threads.
Welcome to the dark side. Pretty soon you’ll know all about zits and ladles. Mua ha ha.
God, I am dying laughing at these! It makes me wish my farts smelled bad. 
When my son was about 14-15 or so we went out leaving him and his g/f alone in the house.
We got back about 4 hours later, the house was silent, nobody at home apart from the cat which was huddled in the corner whimpering and uttering plaintive meows.
“What’s the funny smell” said Mrs C.
“That aint funny” quoth I “that’s shit”
Opened door to sons bedroom and a noxious greeny/yellow cloud billowed out not unlike mustard gas.
I kid you not that was possibly the worst fart smell I’ve ever encountered, the net curtains were full of holes, wallpaper pattern was fast disappearing, carpet was starting to rot and hordes of flies were frantically trying to batter the windows down to get at what they obviously thought was a dead and well rotted skunk.
My son blamed it on his g/f when we asked about it later, after we’d called in the fumigators
Well, at the risk of re-introducing science to this thread, the smelliest farts are those with a lot of hydrogen sulfide in the mix, and that’s created by the metabolism of sulfur-rich foods in the colon.
This page has a list of such foods:
So you can use this as a guideline for “recipes”.
Not surprisingly, Cecil has researched this as well:
Soy “meat” balls.
Unbelievable. I kept thinking of the ST:TOS episode where Kirk turns violent and stupid from the Xenite gas…I imagined Leonard Nimoy’s voice saying, “Captain! the soy gas! The deadly soy gas!!”
For some reason I can eat a Gardenburger or a Bocaburger, but not soy meatballs.
Seriously? Avocado? Tomatoes? Freaking watermelon? I never would have guessed. Just great. This thread is going to turn me anorexic.
Holy batshit, every single thing in the above list I enjoy (tea excepted)
Do I really smell that bad?
No problem, then. But smilies do help convey more data, for us science types. 
Burger King onion rings. Luckily I live alone. :o
A chance trip to Quizno’s tonight has brought up an intriguing possibility. Does anyone have experience with a Cobb Salad fart?
Not unlike Edward Abbey’s characterization of Hayduke’s "greasy fartsack’.
My personal sulfurous nosehair burning combo was my poor boy diet of rice, lentils, and eggs. I killed my fellow hikers.
Asparagus schnapps. I’ve never produced anything like that before or since. It wasn’t something to be proud of, either; I felt I had no choice but to tell my co-workers to run before the next wave hit.
You know what gives the worst farts?
Braaaaaiiiiiinnnnnns
whoops! zombie thread.
Yes, but funny never the less.
When I worked on the Navy base, I did have the ability to clear the control room of the testing area where we worked. Nature would take it’s course in the test cell, I would briskly stroll to the supply room on the other side of the controll room, and lock the airtight door behind me, and wait for the screams…
White Castle hamburger farts also smell exactly like White Castle hamburgers.
Reekage is the price of vegetarianism. I worked with a vegetarian that could clear out a room that held 20 men on computers .
The average person is supposed to fart 15 times a day. LOUNE has used up 200 years of his.
I just got back from my first-ever trip to Korea. The food was awesome, but holy moly. Going up and down endless staircases and escalators in the subway stations was…interesting. I still feel sorry for the little Korean ladies behind me (not to mention my husband, since our hotel room wasn’t well ventilated).