My board crushes

All right then; just trying to help! :slight_smile:

You know, I thought of Esprix too… wonder where he is? If he’s around, he should really come post in this thread! :wink:

Yes, pbrtallboy, I would think you do. You’ve offered Scott all this loving companionship and everything else that goes along with it, and he might have offered you things too, I don’t know. But yeah, to make sure you love each other and that it’s a very good thing, you might need to court more before y’all get married, you know? :slight_smile: Just a suggestion… :slight_smile:

Shithowdy! Away down south in Dixie, indeed. Doesn’t one of us have to be a li’l bit preggers to have one of them thar weddin’s?

er…them thar “shotgun” weddings.

Heh. Everyone you get a crush on ends up a moderator. Weird, eh?

Hey, UncleBeer, she has impeccable good taste, then!

I would like to volunteer as “newbie boy meat to be passed around”. Any takers?

crickets

Well screw you all, then!

Jonny T

Details, details, details! Heck, just get him down hear and I’ll work up a pretext on how he made you believe you were his only one and true beloved and is now honor bound (it’s the code of the south!) to make good on his word. Now…whar’s muh shotgun?

HELL, yeah! Man, what a HOTTIE mean DUDE, have you SEEN her in THAT SHIRT[sup]TM[/sup], I mean WOW! Oh, man, what I’d like ta do…

::smack:: Oops, sorry, honey.

::SMACK:: Oops, sorry, MrC.

::grrrr…NIP!:: Oops, sorry Lilly.

swampbear, you sure you didn’t last use your shotgun to shoot all them dirty varmints that were up to no good in your garden?

oh, all right, ill fess up.

bodypoet
cranky
fairy chat mom
geobabe

::does best pete puma imitation and runs away::

swampbear, you sure you didn’t last use your shotgun to shoot all them dirty varmints that were up to no good in your garden?

Pish. You know I was every bit as transfixed by the sight as you were.

Well!

aw shucks mam!

Yea, I knew that thing with you and pkbites was a bad idea.

Chill, dear, I was just kidding. :slight_smile:

  • s.e.

At your service. (Cute British guys - my favourite!)

The revolving door he’s installed in his bedroom makes the flow a lot easier to manage. :wink:

  • s.e.

i forgot to mention auntie em.

::fingers brim of hat and scuffs boot on the ground::

While I admit you have good taste in clothing, and you have the added bonus of being British, I’m sorry to say you look like someone I went to high school with. That pretty much disqualifies you.

Well, that and my SO.

Darling, if you don’t want me to mock you, stop setting up cheap shots. :wink: