I have a secret Doper crush on anyone who mentions my name merely so they get noticed on my daily vanity search.
Bastards.
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Esprix, who has a not-so-secret crush on matt_mcl - but then, who doesn’t?
I have secret board crushes on kabbes, Jack Batty, lieu, and Manda JO. Non-sexual ones. In case that needed clarification.
essvee, I consider that a high honor. Did you know that the first-ever exchange between us was almost contentious? Only it wasn’t? I think it was in a pit thread, where I was talking about having only one child. You asked some questions about that, and a bunch of people ripped you a new one, but I thought they were fair questions as they completely mirrored questions we asked ourselves when we were considering family size. So I answered, and you thanked me, and a friendship was born.
Wait, that was you, wasn’t it?
Good heavens - I’ve never been mentioned in one of THESE before!
White Lightning, you will always have a special place in my heart. So be scared.
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Yop, OncleBiere, it’s true. Woo Aunty Canty and become a feared and revered moderator.
It’s one of the signs of the end times.
ahem
- s.e.
P.S. Esprix. 
matt, honey you know I only do it because I love you. :rolleyes:
Anyway, you’d mock me regardless.
P.S. Do you think nametags would be good for tomorrow night? I have stickies at home and I can write up all the guests’ nicknames on them…
- s.e.
I’m at work, so I can’t check, but I am willing to bet that there’s a post in the Pit about annoying “I have a crush on…” threads.
I don’t find them annoying… the word I would choose is stimulating.
Pleasantly surprised? Did you think I’d be a troll or something?
So, pbrtallboy, now that you’re my first boy board crush, I want all your stats. All of them.
Smooches,
- s.e.
P.S. Watch out for the final round of scott evil’s AbFab Trivia Death Match® later today… or perhaps tomorrow (boss won’t be in).
Ain’t that the truth.
You people are so sad. Board crushes are sooo passe. SDMB stalkers are all the rage! My stalker is Mouthbuffalo (read mouthbreather). I even have a stalkers assistant! She is the stunning Bad News Baboon.
geez, Pez, you also have a mistress!
how soon they forget
vanilla, waiting for a nomination for crush…
You and Scylla.
actually any male doper between 18-25 will qualify as my crush!
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A picture is worth 1000 words, no?
Tease!
- s.e.
Sigh. Clearly I haven’t been posting enough lately if I’ve disappeared from the fever-dreams of mon beau morceau de viande quebeçois.
Je vous prie, ne me dites pas que vous m’avez oublié, Matt_mcl, mon petit verre du jus de choucroute!
Je vous prie, ne me dites pas que vous m’avez oublié, Matt_mcl, mon petit verre du jus de choucroute! **
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Sauerkraut juice?
Well, I guess it’s appropriate…
- s.e.
Scott: don’t make me get joual on your ass.
Chef: evidemment je te n’ai pas oublié après la lettre si passionnée que tu m’as écrite, mon beau grand maître d’hôtel. Fais-moi cuire, Chef! (puis tu n’as pas besoin de me vouvoyer…)
Well, since you asked:
FairyChatMom
CrankyAsAnOldMan
MsRobyn
Sophie
Anahita
Damn restraining orders.
Zap!