Ha ha! Made you look! What did you expect? Listing stats for all the world to see is SO AOL – I’m not that kinda girl. My stats are mine to give, not yours to take. 
wow, cranky, you remember that? ai dolor! my butt still hurts from that.
DOH! How could I forget my mistress Vanilla ? Perhaps because you’ve not been doing your job! Maybe it’s because you are busy having crushes on younger dopers!
Im hurt.
There is such a thing as email, dear…
- s.e.
No one gets anything on or in my ass unless it’s in an operating room. 
- s.e.
and don’t forget, cranky, you HAVE watched me masturbate…
Oh, dear! :eek:
Can we have more details?
- s.e.
Oh, I’ll get you cooking all right. leer
Je n’ai pas eu l’intention d’être trop formel, mon petit aéroglisseur rempli d’anguilles. Tutoyer est très bien avec moi.
i dont have a crush on matt, but were a citizen of quebec, i would certainly vote for him.
When you say “aéroglisseur” all I can think of is AstroGlide (the lube).
- s.e.
Wow, discretion! your wish is my command.
Let me just make this announcement to all:
pbrtallboy is HOT. An intense white hot. Hotter than a thousand supernovas exploding simultaneously. And he’s mine, so hands off! 
- s.e.
My board crushes all! Fear my board!
LOOKOUT! Here comes the Armageddon. I made a crush thread. This can only mean the end of the world is upon us.
Zap, see you for cheesesteaks under I-95!
"He wants to play Monopoly?!?!
Zappo doesn’t love me any more. I am sad. 
Geobabe, you know that you are always welcome to join my entourage! You could even bring along Unclebill! Couple stalking is hot!!!
Heeyyyyyy…we are gonna see you in Orlando next weekend, right?
You are?!?!?!!
Wow! You’ve already started stalking!
I need a few minutes alone now
I don’t have a stalker, but I’ve been stalking Creaky for a couple of weeks now. Sadly, she seems to have stopped returning my emails.
I (of course) have some board crushes, most of which have been mentioned before:
**celestina
Arden Ranger
jarbabyj
CrankyAsAnOldMan
bobkitty
TruePisces
Tequila Mockingbird
alice_in_wonderland
**
That’s all that comes to mind, but I’m probably forgetting someone…
Lindyhopper, my sincere apologies! Check your e-mail! 