Damn skippy. However, I haven’t woken up in the middle of the night to find katiekilldare sitting at the foot of my bed staring at me in weeks. Slacker! (I shall have to get my minion, woodstockbirdybird, to go harass her until she gets back on track.)
Esprix
Out of context, and particularly in this thread, that line could be immensely humorous! 
::: sadly noting that he was mentioned by nobody :::
Sorry Esprix. The reason she hasn’t been around is that she’s been busy trying to seduce Mrs Punk and I into a hot steamy relationship with her and Mr Killdare.
She’s a tricky one indeed!
Oh, we’re good.
Oh, and I still have a crush on Creaky, though I haven’t been stalking her properly at all lately.
Well, an aéroglisseur is a hovercraft, but yours is funny too.
I called him “my little hovercraft full of eels.” Matt and I have a history of my dubbing him with odd french pet names.
Geobabe, my delicious morsel! Worry not! You have been busy these days, you know, gettin’ engaged and stuff!! It’s enough to know that I still have a place in your tender heart! 
So much for discretion! I’m blushing. Wait, you do realize I’m the one on the right, right?
Hey, I didn’t give away your stats, did I?
Yes. The right of the picture, I assume, not on the right facing the camera. Right?
Right.
Fantastic, sweetie. smooch
Very nice. Very nice.
Would’st thou likest to come to Oregon to frolic with a cripple and a dancer?
Well, I can’t say that I have any board crushes as such… nor that I am stalking anyone, or being stalked! :eek:
But it did surprise me to be mentioned in this thread, on the very first post. I can’t say who my board crushes are… there is a little thing called discretion, you know…
However, if I ever do decide to spill all, you can bet I’ll do it here! 
Poly! How can one mention you? you are happily married!
It would be a sin…
Pez: Not doing my Job!?
Give me an assignment!
Actually, being a leftist, I’d be glad to crush on a fellow lefty.
Olent??
Non-sexual. Damn!!
And after I went to all the trouble of splitting up with my wife and putting on all this weight just for you.
I think a little chub is cute, Jack! I haven’t been exactly stalking you, I am a happily married woman, but I enjoy your posts. They really turn me on.
I like Oncle Biere because he designed some fancy pants just for me, to my exact specifications. And because he has BEER in his name!
Otherwise, I think hillbilly queen is very funny, but I wouldn’t say I have a crush on her, per se.
Hey, White Lightning, you do know that once you decided to post this, it was no longer a big secret, right? Right? Then again, I admire your frankness. For myself, I don’t know that I’d reveal who all my secret crushes are (I do have more than one, you know), but I’d have to say that you are one of them. And most definitely in a non-sexual way! (just to clarify)
[sub]Oops… did I say too much? :o[/sub]
Gosh! :o Aren’t you just the sweetie, though! It was all just a desperate ploy for attention, dontcha know!
[sub]Thanks for the e-mail! And especially the pic! (rowr!)[/sub]
Oh, and Flamsterette_X: Discretion, shmiscretion! Let it all hang out! So to speak. 
O raven-haired temptress with the flashing eyes, how could a longing for one as lovely as you be a sign of the End Times?
We most definitely have a rendezvous for cheesesteaks under I-95. I await our meeting with quivering heart and bated breath. [sub]Which would probably go away if I quit eating bait.[/sub]
Zap!
No, no, no! This is a crush thread, Geobabe!
If the title was “The Dopers For Whom I’m Head-Over-Heels Crazy Nuts Smitten About” the list would be you and Sophie.
Those other women mean nothing to me! [sub] Anahita, meet me under 95 at the Oregon Ave. exit![/sub] I still love you! [sub]How you doin’, FairyChatMom? [/sub]
Don’t worry. There’s plenty of Smoochie to go around.
My smoochies go to pbrtallboy.