My board crushes

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
101

Zappo doesn’t love me, either.

Or maybe he does and he’s just being quiet because of Gunslinger! That must be it! That’s why I’m not listed by everybody - they’re all just backing off 'cause they know I’m taken!

right?

102

So, racinchikki, how you doin’? :wink:

Hell, I’ve got crushes on every female doper - provided that they’re at least a day’s travel away. Still, I’d have to give the nod for top crush to alice_in_wonderland.
No big surprise there, I’m sure.

103

Jeez, I feel your pain. As near as I can tell, the only Doperchick on my crush list who’s within a day’s travel by car is alice_in_wonderland (you are in southern Alberta, right? My mind is trying to trick me.). All the others are at least 1000 miles away. I think Arden Ranger is the closest, with honorable mentions going to Tequila Mockingbird, jarbabyj, and CrankyAsAnOldMan, the Midwestern-Babe-Chick-Doper-Crushes.

The others are on the East Coast or in the extreme southeast. Shoot. :kicking dirt: :frowning:

104

Tell you what, LindyHopper, I’ll take the SE dopers and you can have the NW ones. I still intend to flirt outrageously with alice, though, so don’t get jealous! :smiley:

105

Oops! :eek:

:cool:

:o

:frowning:

106

Nice save, Zap.

107

As long as you don’t mind if I flirt outrageously with bobkitty, we’ll get along fine! :smiley:

(As to SE vs. NW, on my list, there are exactly one of each, so that works out pretty even.)

Hey, bobkitty, how you doin’? :wink:

108

Lindy, you big sweetie, you. smooches

None of my crushes are secret. I’ve been pretty open about them.

109

You have all hijacked my thread! Damn you! :wink:

You can all refer to this thread. It’s all about me. And the boy I lust over.

“I’m sorry if that sounds selfish, but it’s ME, ME, ME!” - Edina Monsoon

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110

:smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

111

Shhh! They’ll overhear, my sweet!

Of course I have a crush on you. Anybody who I can dream about showing up on my front step in a Step-Down Hudson full of Cafe’ du Monde coffee is definitely somebody who makes my heart go pitty-pat.

Add to that the fact that you look good in a fedora and. . .sigh

::starts combing eBay for Step Down Hudsons::

112

I’m insanely jealous. I don’t have any doper crushes, but dammit I want some. Any suggestions?

113

“And after I went to all the trouble of splitting up with my wife and putting on all this weight just for you.”

Okay, that was too damn funny. I’m not even “exuberant” and now I’m considering a crush on Jack Batty. :slight_smile: Just kidding, Jack.

As for the rest of you…
Do you have female parts? Are they nice? Okay, I’ve got a crush.
How big is your 401K? Do you own land in British Columbia? Can I leave the seat up and do you like baseball?
Oh, and then there’s that whole breast thing…

Aaargh, I’ve got crushes on you all!

114

Two, actually.

  1. Go to the people pages (http://geocities.com/sdpeoplepages)

  2. Go to a dopefest. I have yet to go to a dopefest where there wasn’t someone to drool over. However, I’ve got the advantage of being attracted to boys AND girls:D

  3. Am I the last non-het guy on the board to get to drool over scott evil? Scott, my mother thanks you (even though she’s married and asleep), my father thanks you (even though he’s straight, married and asleep), but most of all, my tongue thanks you. YyyyyyyyyyUM!

[sub]I have discovered that it is actually disadvantageous to air my crushes on the board, so I will continue to crush in secret.[/sub]

115

Wow. I’m flattered. ::blush:: :smiley:

Does that make me board hottie? :wink:

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116

Mermaid peeks in to see if she is on anyone’s list and remains disappointed. Sigh. Always the stalker, never the stalkee.

WL and LA–Back off girls you are dealing with a professional here.

117

Hey Mermaid, you’re my kind of chick! It’s just that the whole “husband” thing is kinda off-putting. :slight_smile:

Although, if you ever want to scram outta Ohio, you’ve got a friend in Pennsylvania… .

118

Yes, the pictures pages are a good start punha, but the world is littered with nice looking people. I usually need a bit more to spark my interest… Hmm. Maybe I can think of a candidate, but I’ll take your advise and keep it secret.

119

Oh my - this thread was just pointed out to me… I’ve been mentioned in a Flirt Thread! TWICE!

Man-o-man - you take your clothes of just once…

Galen as you know, you are The Night Man as far as I’m concerned. :slight_smile:

And LindyHopper, I AM in Southern Alberta - I’ve got cowboy boots and everything!

I also have to mention AlbertRose - the sweetest of all dopers. :slight_smile:

Of course, I have to mention ShibbOleth as well. Once you’ve painted a man’s, um… trunk, you just can’t go back. :smiley:

120

Now this has nothing to do with that. Wait, I’m lying. It does have partly to do with that. :smiley:

Then you are officially the closest Doperchick-crushee to me–although it’s still a several-hour drive; it takes me four to five hours just to get to the Canadian border. Still…:wink:

I don’t have any cowboy boots, but I do have a nifty selection of bolo ties!