My wife "jokes" that she has a penis

It’s not funny because it’s not a joke.

But what about the cat suit?

I hear you.

Considering that it has given rise (snert) to a thriving, smirk-laden thread, the comment is quite obviously not devoid of humor.

So she’s gagging him with her penis joke.

Well thanks for letting me know

I was thinking more the ironic “it’s not a joke” reading myself…

Because it’s real.

Well you’d better check what she’s hiding behind that poker face. This may turn out to be a bad romance.

She could havwe been born this way.