Air biscuits… ain’t quite breakfast in bed, is it?
Someone’s been reading “Savage Love.”
“Nothing spells lovin’ like something from the Dutch Oven…”
Thank you kindly 
goes back to laughing uncontrollably
If South Park has taught us anything, holding your farts in causes spontaneous human combustion.
Of course there are sometimes that are more opportune than others and you may selectively use a device then. I never heard them referred to as corks before. …you can get ones that vibrate if you think she might be more amenable and one shaped like baby Jesus if you’re in a blasphemous mood.
Now don’t be making the Baby Jesus stink like a motherfucker.
Give her a dutch oven
Incubus, you know we women hate getting practical gifts on holidays.
All you women owning up to passing gas - do you not know about the “small animal to blame” rule? My cats are incredibly farty - even when they’re not in the room.
That’s great and all…but I don’t have any pets because of allergies.
Can I blame the houseplant?
Is it a Rafflesia arnoldii?
DrLoveGun: You have to remember the #1 rule of living with Inkleberry (speaking as someone who knows her)…
When she farts it’s hilarious and delightful, cause for much laughter and congratulation. However, if you eat onions and have the nerve to breathe anywhere near her, you’re a BAD MAN.
Accept no substitutes:
Inkleberry made a threat against the life of DrLoveGun and the safety of the western seaboard, so Reeder got upset thinking it was only a joke.
Now that the dark night of revenge is past, did DrLoveGun survive? Inquiring minds will have to sniff out the truth on this one.
Extract-ly. I couldn’t have said it better mysmellf.
Enjoy,
Steven
A discreet gift might be in order.
You should thank your lucky stars you never got me pregnant. Man, I could smell things from a mile away. No onions, beer, or spicy meats allowed!
My son has inherited my, uh, talent. He’s a little trucker.
The Dr. has survived the night. Although there was little sleep, for fear of that which sneaks up silently and deadly in the darkness.
Can we presume that you’ve ruled out the goths next door and their cat’s litterbox?
You should waste **not ** such natural resources. You should harness its energy so that it might be used for some greater good.
For instance… got any balloons? 