I am not a manly man. I bench press roughly twelve pounds and drink crystal light. My favorite new artist is Justin Timberlake. Until I waas sixteen, I was often greeted on the phone as “oh, you must be ____'s daughter.”
I have chest hair. But it’s blonde. And starts at my breastbone and extends outwards in a diamond roughly 1.5" in diameter. Here is a picture. I have dubbed this picture “Elliot Aaronson: Boating Enthusiast, Millionaire Extaordinaire”, but that isn’t really relevant.
Currently, the patch is named “The Lion’s Mane”, but I need something more ferocious sounding to pump up my ego. Other options entertained have included “the soul patch” and “Steve.”
I formerly called mine “The Picnic Area”, as in “c’mon sweetie, and have a seat on The Picnic Area” (accompanied be a come hither leer). This name is currently up for grabs if you’re interested.
you can call them Thor’s Pubes. (you need to jump onto a table with your fists at your hips by the way, then yell “ha HA!” in the manliest voice you can muster.)
That’s great! Now that I’m too old for my penis to have a name
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Longrod von Hugenstein, in case you were wondering.
Omegaman, I believe that is the first time I have been complimented on my nipples. I am simultaneously astounded as to how ignorant I am of the qualities of a good nipple but somehow sure that, yes, they are particularly fine. Thanks.
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I formerly called mine “The Picnic Area”, as in “c’mon sweetie, and have a seat on The Picnic Area” (accompanied be a come hither leer). This name is currently up for grabs if you’re interested.
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