How about “George?”
By the way, you’re cute as a button. Sorry, guys don’t like to be called cute - okay, you’re a gorgeous hunk of manly manflesh. How’s that?
George T. Horseprotection
How about Nair?
That sounds very good. I could get used to hearing that. In fact…
Mmmmmm.
Glad I could help. 
I should tell more guys they’re good-looking - it seems to be well-received. Hey girls, I think I’m onto something here!
Originally Posted by Swampwolf
That’s great! Now that I’m too old for my penis to have a name
Originally Posted by ForumBot
Longrod von Hugenstein, in case you were wondering.
Originally Posted by tdn
So it’s not Princess Sophia, then?
I once had a girlfriend name mine Stuart. She said “He looks like a Stuart.” I didn’t think it was a flattering name, but she liked it, and called him that for years. Not “Spike”, “Thor”, or “Beast”.
Stuart.
Hmph.
The Perch of the Princess. It makes it sound inviting and soft. So the young ladies will want to sit there.
KnowWhatIMeanKnowWhatIMean nudge nudge
So help me, I only clicked the link to look at the OP’s nipples.
Verdict: very cute blond guy, fine nipples, no ideas about what to call the chest hair patch. I admit to a certain fondness for gigi’s suggestion, but there’s really not enough there to call it that. You’re adorable, nevertheless.
Golden Sprinkles (a la golden showers? :dubious: )
Hot Fuzz
King of Diamonds
The Other Man Handle
Damn, you really are cute. And I agree with the nice nipples comment. Tho I also am not sure what makes a nice nipple, I just know when I see it.
I like the name “George”.
Pachysandra -OR- Gold Dust
I cannot believe I’m going to do this, but I can’t help myself. May I never enter another thread in which I have to say something like this…
I don’t give a fuck what it’s named. I want to do naughty things to you.
There. I said it.
Anyone knows you never find grass on the playing ground.
Call it Tony.
Tony one you got. 
Blast, you’ve seen through his plan!!
Seen it, catalogued it, filed it away for submisison should he ever make it to SoCal or I to Alabamy. Jeezopete.
Blondy – that was Hitler’s dog, a German shepherd, BTW.
Okay, that’s sick. How about “amber waves”? Aside from being totally ironic in your case and lifted from “America the Beautiful,” it was Julianne Moore’s character’s porn name in Boogie Nights. So it’s a midwest-Americana-Hollywood-porn reference!
I also third the screechy catcalls now pouring in from all over the Internet. Keep up the pics and before long, an estrogen brigade may be assembled in your honor…
Upon edit I see that Blondy was apparently spelled with an “-ie,” after all, and was no wimpy, friendly golden retriever, either. :o Well, I am a cat person.
Woohoo!! Manly nipples!! (I think your chest hair should be called “cute” though.)
No one else has mentioned this, but…do I see a shadow, or a happy trail?
I am very sad that my workplace has blocked Facebook. I sense I am missing greatness here.
So, was it named Stuart after one of E. B. White’s books, later made into a movie of the same name?
D&R