NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes

You had me at hello.

I’m not alone, it’s good to know
Someone’s out there to say hello.

A person’s a person, no matter how small.

Leon the Snowman: Why the long face, Buddy?

Buddy: It seems I’m not an elf.

Leon the Snowman: Of course you’re not an elf. You’re six-foot-three and had a beard since you were fifteen.

Come here, Santa, you fat bastard!


English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?

Pardon my French.

Pardon my French, but you’re an asshole!

Call me a asshole one more time.

Okay, you’re a cab.


I feel the need for speed.

Well, I should probably tell you that I’m taking the bus because I had my driver’s license revoked.

Now, don’t tell me you’ve fallen in love with a bus driver.

Bus Driver : I call it a bus.

Winifred Sanderson : A bus. And its purpose?

Bus Driver : To convey gorgeous creatures such as yourselves to your most…

[cracks his knuckle]

Bus Driver : Forbidden desires.

Winifred Sanderson : [laughs] Well, fancy! We desire children.

Bus Driver : Hey, it may take me a couple of tries, but I don’t think there’s gonna be a problem.

Amok! Amok! Amok!

Hey, Ridley, make another note here, would ya? Must be something wrong with this ol’ Mach meter. Jumped plumb off the scale. Gone kinda screwy on me.

This definitely rates about a 9.0 on my weird-shit-o-meter.

What’s that watermelon doing there?