You had me at hello.
I’m not alone, it’s good to know
Someone’s out there to say hello.
A person’s a person, no matter how small.
Leon the Snowman: Why the long face, Buddy?
Buddy: It seems I’m not an elf.
Leon the Snowman: Of course you’re not an elf. You’re six-foot-three and had a beard since you were fifteen.
Come here, Santa, you fat bastard!
English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?
Pardon my French.
Pardon my French, but you’re an asshole!
Call me a asshole one more time.
Okay, you’re a cab.
I feel the need for speed.
Well, I should probably tell you that I’m taking the bus because I had my driver’s license revoked.
Now, don’t tell me you’ve fallen in love with a bus driver.
- Winifred Sanderson : Well, tell me friend, what is this contraption?
Bus Driver : I call it a bus.
Winifred Sanderson : A bus. And its purpose?
Bus Driver : To convey gorgeous creatures such as yourselves to your most…
[cracks his knuckle]
Bus Driver : Forbidden desires.
Winifred Sanderson : [laughs] Well, fancy! We desire children.
Bus Driver : Hey, it may take me a couple of tries, but I don’t think there’s gonna be a problem.
Amok! Amok! Amok!
Hey, Ridley, make another note here, would ya? Must be something wrong with this ol’ Mach meter. Jumped plumb off the scale. Gone kinda screwy on me.
This definitely rates about a 9.0 on my weird-shit-o-meter.
What’s that watermelon doing there?