That’s not funny, man. That is not funny!
[spoken:] Maniacal laugh. Maniacal laugh. Maniacal laugh.
Oh, ha ha.
Ho! Ho! Ho!
And a couple of tra la las
That’s how we laugh the day away
In the merry old land of Oz
Fear me not good people of Oz, fear me not. For it is I, the great and powerful Wizard of Oz!
That’s a lie, you whelp!
Come back! Come back and fight! Dogs aren’t dangerous!
King Arthur : You are indeed brave, good Sir Knight, but the fight is mine.
Black Knight : Oohh, had enough, eh?
King Arthur : Look, you stupid bastard, you’ve got no arms left!
Ohh, for God’s sake! He’s got an arm off!
First they tore my arms off and threw them over there, and then they took my legs off and threw them over there!
Choke on 'em! Choke on 'em!
Kermit: You may serve us now, please.
Insolent Waiter: Oh… may I?
I’ll have what she’s having.
You gonna cut her meat for her, too, Cal?
It’s only a wafer thin mint.
Can I have some Mr. T cereal?
All you’re supposed to do is every once in awhile give the boys a little tea and sympathy.
…with the emphasis on the latter.