Thought we need some Onion here.
One more, I swear I don’t work for the Onion but they were on fire today.
Wonder how he feels about them now…
Yeah. but you got ninja’d by <checks previous poster’s handle> … you, I guess.
Just like his hero, he prefers officers who don’t get killed on duty. Unless it furthers his career.
Yay! The Onion is due for a comeback now that they won’t be upstaged by the real news. 
His feelings completely depends if the victim was a Trumpista or not.
FBI is searching the homes and offices of several state legislators.
Yeah, I should have been more descriptive.
Glen Casada is my Rep. He’s a smarmy son of a bitch. It’s nice to see him taken down.
…he was an outspoken Trump supporter…
The West Virginia state legislator who videoed himself rioting has been charged.
Rioter identified as the son of a New York judge.
[Trump logic]
Only goes to prove that the rioters were actually anitfa…
[\Trump logic]
White supremacist Baked Alaska stormed the Capitol maskless while covid positive.
It’s possible that what will keep D.C. peaceful and safe on January 20 will not be additional efforts by law enforcement officials----but, instead, the fact that the 20th comes at right about the end of the incubation period and beginning of the illness period, for infections acquired on January 6.
Let’s go to the quarry and throw stuff down there!
https://m.sacurrent.com/the-daily/archives/2021/01/08/ted-cruz-falsely-claims-in-interview-that-he-disagreed-with-trumps-rhetoric-many-many-times
Lindsey Graham is still a craven shitwhistle.
He went on Hannity to talk about how he didn’t like it when Trumpers followed him around so Hannity told them not to be mean to Lindsey
Then came the “ask”…let me see if I’m remembering correctly… Lady G begged Joe Biden ( like Biden watches Hannity, maybe he begged someone else to relay the message) but he begged someone to have Joe call Nancy Pelosi and tell her to drop the impeachment. Lindsey claims to have spent most of the day with Trump and there’s absolutely nothing wrong with him, he’s the most stable man alive and he’s committed to a peaceful transfer of power.
Besides, Lindsey says President Cartman (this whole thing is reminding me of a South Park episode) made a very powerful and stirring apology video that really landed, and he’s learned his lesson and he’ll never do it again.
I believe while this was being said, the alleged humbled and apologetic Trump was rage tweeting on the official POTUS account, then any other account he could get his hands on. Twitter spent the evening chasing him around their platform like he was an escaped hamster.
I’m not sure who pushed Lindsey into making that speech, probably not Trump himself but someone concerned::snerk:: about how Trump might react to impeachment. But LG just can’t quit him for some reason (pictures, maybe)
Wait, what does “focus on his agenda” even mean? He will be busy trying to break more stuff?