I am enlightened by your koan.
Excuse me sir, you’re under arrest.
Love that image! Think what Dr. Seuss could have done with it. 
Okay, I guess this isn’t news, but I just found out about it:
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McEnany, a former CNN contributor, was a spokesperson for Trump’s 2020 re-election campaign and took on the role of White House press secretary last spring. She told reporters as she took the job: “I will never lie to you.”That promise quickly became the subject of criticism, as McEnany routinely defended and promoted misleading statements made by then-President Donald Trump. McEnany proved to be one of Trump’s most ardent defenders during the election, with Fox News at one point cutting away from a press conference she held in early November in which she pushed false claims of voting irregularities.
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She’ll fit right in.
But can you tell which thin, blonde, Fox anchor is her?
Can’t fool me! They’re ALL the same person, which may or may not be Kayleigh. Does it matter? 
It’s the blond one. The hair is parted slightly to one side. Dark roots.
There’s one woman, 2nd row, third from the right, no part and BANGS! What is she thinking?
Can’t say what I’m thinking, 'cause it’s been ages since I’ve had a Mod note. 
Moving on…
I see Coultergeist in there. She was not an “anchor”, most just a maker of noises.
She is a groggor/graggor/grigor (Purim noisemaker)!
I thought that’s all anyone on that channel did though?
She’s obviously a diversity hire.
Here’s the thing I can’t understand - why remove the mask mandate? I grossly disagree with opening everything up to 100% - but at least I understand the logic. (i.e., if restaurants open at 100% → more people eat at restaurants → restaurants make more money → good for the economy). It’s clear. It makes a limited amount of sense. Again, there are giant flaws in the idea, but I can wrap my head around the thinking.
What the hell is removing mask mandates supposed to accomplish? How does people not wearing masks help anything?
It helps idiots mistakenly believe that Republican politicians have somehow stood up for their “freedoms”.
It’s supposed to make Texans forget that Greg Abbott fucked up and left us without power and/or water for a week-ish. Kind of when dad buys you a new bike to distract you from the fact that he shot your puppy. On purpose.
Previous posters have nailed this question, but also:
So that when cases spike up again, the Republicans can blame Biden. Either Joe, or Hunter, does not really matter.
Or Major…
Ammon Bundy was scheduled to appear in court today in Idaho, but he refused to wear a mask to get into the courthouse, and since that meant he didn’t appear for his case, he was arrested.
Teehee:
In August, Bundy and two others refused to leave the statehouse after a hearing was switched to another part of the building. When Bundy refused to get up from his swivel chair, state police rolled him out.