NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 1)

I couldn’t find the text, but the Senate amendment number is 3113.

Meanwhile, while searching for this amendment, I did come across another resolution introduced by Tuberville and passed by unanimous consent. Senate resolution 353 designates August 2021 as ‘National Catfish Month.’

If only that was enough to get the Republicans to stop talking about it.

So nice to see the GOP finally stepping up to govern in these hard times.

Are you sure it wasn’t an imposter?

Well, now that you mention it, no.

Can we be certain that they knew this resolution was referring to the fish?

Oooffff, good point.

never mind

Can we be certain that the resolution is referring to the fish?

But Russia has never had any connection whatsoever to any of that.

Well, we’ve never seen him near any dead bodies, so probably not.

As you probably saw, Buck_Godot gave an excellent break-down of the story:

Republicans/the right lie incessantly about what Democrats/the left want and believe. And this time the right-wing lie about Democrats was shown up and exposed—decisively.

I like that.

The pillow guy says antifa disguised themselves as journalists to sabotage his proof of election fraud.

Also, antifa beat him up by the elevators, but there’s no police report, presumably because the Sioux Falls police department is also antifa.

No word as to whether antifa trampled his begonias and has been thumbing through the magazines in his mailbox, but he did have to flee Minnesota in secret after antifa found out where he lives, so I wouldn’t rule it out.

The corrupt media was working with antifa by switching out name tags.

My god, will they stop at nothing? How low can they go?

I really don’t think Lindell’s a grifter. The dude’s insane. Do they have to prove that what he’s saying about Dominion is malicious and that he’s intentionally being dishonest?

An insanity plea is not an actual legal response to a civil law suite . . . sadly, for Mike.

He should have wrapped pillows around himself.

…and fortifed with lots of covid-killing bleach.

aaaaa it was probably just Geraldo he came across. Tuned’im up.

GOP rep heckled at fundraiser after saying Trump lost election

Dummy tried to appease the idiots by saying there’s probably a lot of election fraud. Then he told them there wasn’t enough fraud to have stolen the election from Tan the Conman. The “real Republicans” didn’t buy it.

I stayed in the Civil Law Suite at Trump International Las Vegas once.

I wouldn’t recommend it.

(Puns aside, though, I have a coworker who went to Vegas last month and spent one night at Trump’s hotel before moving to the Plaza because it was the most run-down place she’s ever stayed in her life, and that included the motel in rural Idaho they stayed in on the drive from here to there.)