Hard, black, metallic penises which fire with every pull of the trigger. Large, lifted pickups with bumper nuts. Manliest of men with the manliest of guns and vehicles all wrapped in the stars and bars, I mean, stars and stripes. Cue the Tim Taylor grunts. Murika!
It takes the realization that he will not make money if he stays a Republican. As long as there is money to be made, rubes to be bilked, there is no reason for him to change.
Umm, I think you misspelled “Paytriots”.
Mouth breathers.
This (alleged) twit of a pilot: 'Let's go Brandon,' explained | CNN Politics
Why do they assume it’s so clever?
Because they peaked in the 3rd grade
3rd grade was the best two years of my life, tho.
These are the same people who thought we wouldn’t figure out “knee grow” during the Obama era. Clever really isn’t their forte.
Curtis Sliwa, the Republican candidate for mayor of San Francisco, showed up to vote this morning carrying one of his 17 cats. He was told he could not vote unless he took off his jacket, which had his name on it in violation of the electioneering rules. His ballot then got jammed in the vote scanning machine and they had to repair it.
There’s a QAnon rally going on in Dallas where they’re expecting JFK Jr. to show up and announce he’s going to be Individual 1’s running mate in 2024.
Because they are as sharp as the bell end.
Oops. Mayor of New York.
I support Curtis Sliwa’s cat for mayor.
I am so embarrassed for the cat.
OAN reporter Emerald Robinson had one of her tweets blocked by Twitter. She was claiming that the vaccine has Luciferase in it to track the vaccinated.
Wouldn’t that only work if you had Luciferin and ATP as well?
Can’t do a firefly glow without all three
It seems like all I have to do to make my conspiracy completely impenetrable to QAnon is to not name my evil chemical after Satan.
It was probably happy to get out of the apartment for some fresh air. A studio apt with 2 adults and 17 cats?
And no functioning olfactory sense.
I’ve decided that my response to “Let’s Go Brandon!” Is going to be “Fuck Trump in his Gaping Asshole with a Rusty Auger!
I don’t need dogwhistles.