NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 1)

Possibly the goofiest GOP tantrum of the day. Maybe.

oooooo, oh no! All his damning, self-incriminating records that they’ll surely rake him over the coals with. :laughing:

Like it makes one slightest fucking difference what the dems do or don’t do, leading up to a likely (R.) mid-term victory - the Republicans will pull whatever shit, regardless.

:violin:
Which made me almost put this in the schadenfraude thread.

As an ex Speaker of the House, he should know that it’s up to the members of the minority quorum to decide what members go onto what committees.

So Sarah Palin went to a restaurant in New York and they didn’t demand to see her covid passport and let her eat inside, and then less than a day later, she tested positive. Then two days later, she broke quarantine to go back to the restaurant to apologize, and they let her eat outside, also in violation of city protocols.
So the spokesman for the mayor told New Yorkers that if they come in contact with Sarah Palin, they should get tested.

That was good advice even before the latest events.

Even better, float both Barack and Michelle out there as candidates.

You beat me to it.

My shrink had me on a hefty Thorazine regimen for several months to deal with the effects of having heard her speak. On the upside, we were able to replace the wallpaper with relative ease.

Covid, STDs, cooties, Chlorovirus ATCV-1, better get tested for all of them just to be safe.

New York cop on Fox says that progressive politicians need to be victims of gun violence so they’ll vote for more cops and less gun control.

Kristi Noem’s chief of staff compares trans athletes to terrorists.

The Attorney General of Texas went on the MyPillow’s guy platform to complain about how eight judges had ordered that he stop prosecuting voter fraud and leave it up to the local District Attorneys. He whined that the local DAs are “Soros supported”, and gave out contact information for the eight judges so that MYPillow’s viewers can harass them.

So he’s saying he’s terrified of trans people. Got it.

How is this even vaguely ethical to throw your own people under the bus like this, accuse them baselessly, and encourage people to harass them?

In a nutshell, What The Fuck?

Your assumption that he or Greg Abbott care what’s “ethical” is utterly unfounded.

Candace Owens is horrified that Minnie Mouse wears pants, and is distracting from the “fact” that you have to pay $30 for bacon.

Holy shit, these people are stupid. All Disney’s doing is trying to establish a new clothing line for their characters, making more money selling these clothes to little girls, which is I thought what republicans liked.

‘Making money’, that is. Not too sure their position on little girls.

Shit.

I’m just gonna stop while I’m WAY behind.

A class act:

I suspect Midler was just pissed off at Manchin after the failure of the Build Back Better Act, and I do think she shouldn’t have made that sweeping condemnation of West Virginians as a result. But how does flashing your dog’s butt at her disprove that stereotype?

It proves that they are not only “poor, illiterate and strung out”, but also dumb as fuck.

What a shame to use your dog like that. If you’re gonna moon someone, have the cheek to do it yourself!