NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 1)

He didn’t want to expose his shortcomings.

Also:

  1. Why would Disney be in charge of distracting the nation from inflation? Isn’t that Biden’s job?
  2. Given that I hadn’t heard about this until it appeared in this thread they really aren’t doing a very good job of distracting. Candace is doing more distraction that Disney is.
  3. Where does Candace buy Bacon that costs $30? Talk about elitism.

So we’ll be hearing criticism of this unquestionable vulgarity from all those Republicans who piled on Biden for his vulgar remark (“stupid son of a bitch”) about the Fox News reporter…right???

Any minute, now …right???

Congressman Billy Long is one of the plethora of Republicans running for the Senate from Missouri. That primary election should be fun. And now he’s calling YouTube un-American because they took down his ad claiming that the Democrats fixed the election.

So, first you have Republicans complaining about cartoon mice being naked, and then they complain about cartoon mice wearing pants.

The Secret Service has been monitoring John Bolton’s house for at least two days, and people were seen carrying black bags out of his house.

“Black bags” is not a very descriptive term. Are we talking about high-end luggage or Hefty Leaf & Lawn bags that you could hide a body in?

The National Butterfly Center in Mission Texas is a front for evil (left-wing) people trafficking in drugs and under-age sex slaves and is likely to be a target of idiQts attending a conference nearby.

And the Herman Cain Award goes to one of Washington’s Finest!

So there have been stupid provenly-false stories going around that Michigan schools are putting out litter boxes so kids who identify as furries can use them. A Texas state legislature candidate says, “Well, that’s nothing, the local schools are lowering the dining tables so the furries can eat without using their hands.”
This, too, is provenly false.

If they’re going to troll us libs, we libs should troll them back by saying that we need dishes of dihydrogen monoxide for these furries.

$30 per piece! Gotta love it when your populism exposes your elitism.

(Meanwhile I just checked, bacon’s going for about $7 a . . . pound!)

So, if you buy your bacon 4.29 pounds at a time it costs how much?

Checkmate, liberals!

Hehe, but I’ve got a coupon that gets me a pound of Thick Cut Smithfield Hickory Smoked Bacon for $3.99!

Unless the SS suspects Bolton of counterfeiting I don’t see why they should be there as opposed to the FBI. As for “protecting” him, again, wouldn’t DC cops be a better choice?

And provably nonsensical, too. Lowering the tables would make it harder, not easier, to eat without hands.

What if they’re on all fours?

Bowls on the floor.

Marjorie Taylor Greene wants to kick the $9.5B Hollywood movie industry out of Georgia and said, “I don’t think we should have invited those people here to begin with.”

Georgia is home to several movie studios. The Walking Dead and parts of Marvel movies have been filmed there.

https://t.co/qGeAXeDiXp

Senator Roger Wicker says Biden’s pick for SCOTUS if she’s a black woman would be the beneficiary of affirmative action