NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

I’ve been face to face with feral hogs. They don’t charge you.

I mean, I guess they could do that.
But in my experience they turn tail and run.

Your head shot should happen as they start rooting.
They make so much noise in a group that they’ll never hear you.
When they’re rooting for food they likely won’t smell you.

The dangerous time is if they start fighting amongst themselves.
Mr. Wrekker says walk away from that as soon as you can.

Marjorie Traitor Greene says Bill Gates wants to make us eat fake meat that was grown in a peach tree dish.

Is that because she is from Georgia? Everything there seems to have peach tree in everything in the state.

Shows what she knows. :roll_eyes: That’s where the libs grow babies that they will murder when it suits them.

Seriously. A peach tree dish? Is this for absolute real? No audio editing or enhancements? If I hadn’t heard it with my own ears I wouldn’t believe an elected official could say something this stupid…and that’s saying a lot considering what the current crop is like.

Everyone knows peas don’t grow on trees.

True, but for $5 she used to let guys give her a mouth-open shower in the back of the parking lot behind ‘Hooters’, right?

( Hey, there was a line to the Men’s room… )

She’s not just stupid. IMO, she’s also mentally ill.

Obvious mental illness is fashionable in the Republican party nowadays.

You’ve forgotten “gazpacho police” or “commander and chief” already? Her grasp on the English language is tenuous at best.

Worrying about a feral hog attack is like worrying about getting struck by lightning. But, more people die from lightning than feral hogs. How effective is an AR against lightning? Do the projectiles draw away the bolts?

Oh yeah, it’s plain to see in those feral eyes.

But who’s more disturbed? Her or the people who voted for her?

“Who’s the more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him?” – Obi-Wan Kenobi .

Well, yeah…until he gets banned for life for cheating.

Russia has professional golf and baseball?

“Planning to zap people inside their bodies”? She saw Inner Space and thought it was a documentary, huh?

It’s probably a feature of the micro chips in the vaccination or something.

It’s all those miniature UV lights that get injected into you.

Nah, they’re implanting micro-tasers in cheese to punish people for not eating healthy!

The cheese! It makes my mouth tingle!