There was a young senator from Niger
Who smiled as he rode on a tiger;
They returned from the ride
With the senator inside,
And the smile on the face of the tiger.
That’s a rictus as the poison goes to work.
Tigers can’t survive on soup. That’s just science!
Ron Johnson, dime-store imitation:
Ron Johnson explains why he broke his promise to only run for two terms: “I didn’t want to do this … but people are literally coming up to me with tears in their eyes, streaming down their cheeks saying, ‘You got to run. You got to help us save this country!
Did they call him “sir”?
Well, they had tears in their eyes, so we have to assume, “Yes”.
Sometimes you are in front of the mob you created, leading it.
And sometimes you are in front of the mob you created, running for your life.
Sometime you loose the Monster you created, watch it on TV and hope for the best.
the sword that knights you, can good night you.
That’s better than my joke, which was trying to reference Boebert’s husband’s exposing himself to a group of minors, with some sort of “foreskin off the top” type punch line.
We used to have a local newscaster with the last name “Dubill”. I once wondered out loud if she had a sister named Barbara. My wife didn’t get it.
I want to know if Peter Cetera has a brother named Et.
They could have named a potential brother Ed. It sounds close to the same.
perhaps peter’s nick name is et.
Steve King:
I spent Juneteenth all day in the hot sun hoeing and pulling weeds and thinking about what it would have been like to have been a slave. At the end of the day, I thought about what it would be like to be an aborted baby. I got to see the sunrise and the sunset.
What a coincidence. I’ve thought about him as an aborted baby.
He seems to think that non-possession of a functional cerebral cortex is a hypothetical situation, a fact not in evidence.
Herschel Walker offers a new insight on the Holy Trinity:
I really don’t understand this. Video panel trucks were accusing Bowers of being a pedophile, and the strain of all of this adversely affecting his ill daughter. That’s the strain on his personal life.
But, even ignoring that, Bowers knows Trump is a liar and a cheat. He could not bring himself to “win by cheating”. He knows Trump will do this again,.
But he’ll STILL vote for Trump over Biden.
If Trump got elected he’d be carrying out the same winning by cheating that Bowers deplores. Is it OK if someone else is doing it?
For what it’s worth, Bowers’s daughter was terminally ill and passed away at age 42 on January 28, 2021. Put that date in context.