NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

Now that GQP governors like Kristi Noem are talking about outlawing Plan B, etc. via the mail, will DeJoy start making it illegal?

OK, so I was curious enough to click through the slow-loading link, but I’m not curious enough to watch the slow-loading video, too. What was it?

Is he saying that any person at any time must submit enthusiastically to a sexual advance? And people who claim they’ve been raped just don’t understand how this whole thing works?

It was the Great Pumpkinhead at one of his rallies, contorting and making grunting noises as if were on the golden throne trying to squeeze out a large load of residue from his fiber-free diet.

[Blazing Saddles] God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.[/Blazing Saddles] :smile:

I thought it was one of his most eloquent speeches yet.

Right up there with his mocking that reporter.

I don’t know which state senator this is but I’m wondering if she has ever had sex or even heard of rape.

WTF??

A grown-up, adult human being thinks this is how it works?? :exploding_head: So if a woman gets pregnant, it really IS completely her doing because she did not exercise her God-given internal spermicidal/blockade powers.
JEBUS SAVE US.

I’m sure he has viewed many documentaries that show such actions. And many others.

The Supreme Court says that teachers have the First Amendment right to compel your kids to participate in Christian prayer.

Gee, wonder how they would have ruled if the coach was a Muslim who brought his prayer rug to the game, or a Buddhist who wanted to share some traditional yoga techniques after a hard game, or an atheist who included “Impeach God” in the playlist during warmup?
(:roll_eyes:, obviously – we all know.)

Hey, I can do a lot of things with this pussy of mine! Can’t ya’ll?

I’ve been told the 1st only covers actual real religion, ya know, religions that worship a real god, namely, Jesus.
I’ve also been told that Christianity is not a religion, it’s a personal relationship with Jesus. I can only conclude that that part of the 1st is a mere inkblot on the CotUS.

Did you ever see her? Ever observe her trying to do a WH Press briefing? Struggle to make word noises that followed some comprehensible, non-wookiesque pattern? It was like watching an Arakeen sandworm try to put on earrings, like jenga on the train, like dentistry when they gave you orange sunshine instead of novocaine.

Awesome! Still laughing – it’s a splendid description!!

My prophecy: They will rule that a Muslim coach has the same right. Then when all those Good Christian Students rally around the Muslim coach and beat him to a bloody pulp, they will rule that they are all exercising their God-Given First Amendment right to practice their freedom of speech and religion.

And haven’t we already established that P. E. classes can teach yoga, but only as a form of healthful physical exercise, and nobody is allowed to say “Om” – ?

Hmm, this guy must have forgotten the words of Jesus Himself:

But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.

Matthew 6:6

Clarence Thomas wants to revisit the court’s rulings on libel.

This guy is off the fucking rails.

{…} Thomas dissented from the Court’s decision to not take on a defamation case between a Christian media group formerly known as Coral Ridge Ministries Media — now D. James Kennedy Ministries — and the Southern Poverty Law Center, which previously designated Coral Ridge as an “anti-LGBT hate group.” {…}

Why do I have the feels that if this had been Dominion Voting Systems Corporation v Fox News Media et al that Clarence wouldn’t have been even slightly interested?