NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

Uncomfortably.

This should be the new republican party logo. Come to think of it, I think I see it a little bit already in the current logo!

…and a LOT of it in their heads-up-their-asses policy proposals.

Somewhere, somehow I’m going work this into a future conversation.

These peope live in a universe where Queeg made Fleet Admiral.

And he kids us not.

Will Gilbert be rolling a pair of silver ball bearings in his hand during the court hearings?

Woe betide the committee, woe betide the Democrats and woe betide Liz Cheney, I kid you not!

The Republicans must be so pleased.
Not only is polio back - Should you worry about the first U.S. polio case in nearly a decade : NPR

but so is child labor - Report: Hyundai Supplier in Luverne Used Child Labor - Alabama News

Can slaves be far behind? That’ll teach them uppity folk.

Well, I’ve already got the Hyundai, I might as well sign up for a couple of slaves. I do have a couple of fellas in mind to be my personal assistant.

In this daily log of malfeasance, hate mongering, fraud, and willful stupidity brought to you by today’s GQP; here’s a stalwart entrant, adding to his greatest hits. I bring you Matt Gaetz, Mr. Sleaze, sycophant to Oranganus, wretch.
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And that will have exactly zero effect on his political career.

Does he go to any “conferences” that aren’t geared towards students?

Hmmm. Very interesting!

To hell with “future conversation,” I’m going to work it into my wedding vows.

Yes, but who are “they”? What possible “they” would not only secretly fix only a few elections in favor of Democrats over Republicans, but then fix things for other Republicans against poor Gilbert? (Unless “they” know Gilbert would have beaten the Democrat so badly in the general that even “they” couldn’t fix it!)

I do realize these losers are just a bunch of mental 5-year-olds whose egos can’t stand the idea of losing fairly – which is fitting for a party which has become nothing more than a nationwide tantrum.

Here is a real statement that came out of his mouth when a reporter from the Atlanta Journal-Constitution asked him about the abortion ban:

“You’re going to bring up things that people are not concerned about,” Walker said. “People are concerned about gas, they’re concerned about food. They’re not even talking about that.”

People concerned about the cost of groceries and gas would absolutely be concerned about having another mouth to feed and butt to diaper. And actual research bears out this common-sense deduction: Not being able to afford a baby is one of the top reasons people have abortions. The typical abortion seeker in the U.S. is someone who already has kids and is living on a low income.

Another piss-poor candidate for the US Senate [oh how that body has degenerated with Mitch Turtle McConnell , Joe Bugger it all Manchin, and Susan Concerned (deeply) Collins]. This is the best the GQP can come up with? A CTE damaged ex-football player with all the worldly knowledge of a toadstool?

Backs Oranganus and is easily manipulated - Qualified.

Perfect.

Secret Democrats trying to promote RINOs. The RINOs will either help the Dems cheat to win the general election, or they’ll steal all the votes from the MAGAt candidates, and then immediately declare their support for Satan and Joe Biden.