NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

Isn’t he enough of one already?

Would have kept Mark Meadows out of congress too.

I’ll be fair. His father was serving in the Army at the time. He gets a pass.

She can think all she wants that she can do that, but wouldn’t that require a consitutional amendment?

Because it’s stupid?

I’m now imagining that “By copy of this TRUTH!” is the alt-right/SovCit/QAnon version of “By the power of Greyskull!”

Everything he says is fucking imbecilic, so it’s not just that. It’s the weird phrasing and use of capital letters. “By copy of this TRUTH”… who talks like that? I’m waiting for him to say that Donald of the Clan Trump did not commit these crimes, it was the Corporate Body DONALD JEHOVAH TRUMP that did so.

The anti-abortion proposition in Kansas lost by 165,000 votes, but the Republicans demanded a recount. Since the gap was so large, they have to pay for it themselves. It’s being paid for by a credit card that belongs to the Kansas Republican Assembly, a hard-right group.

"“By Grabthar’s Hammer, I command you!”

“By copy of this TRUTH, what a savings!”

And I think Ted Cruz might have an alien controlling him like the little dude inside the big dude’s head in Men in Black. Let’s cut him open and find out.

Well, technically, she says “AMERICA” – Mayra Flores was born in Mexico (literally The United States of Mexico), which is in (North) America. So much for an easy out on Rafael.

It’s right there on top of his neck.

WHOA! Somebody’s getting a boatload of rewards points!

Credit card. I can see a “dispute” from a mile away. Cash money in an escrow account or nothing.

Give a dog a bone!

I was gonna say, “How do we know Ted Cruz has a brain?” But your suggestion is better.

I’m pretty sure there’s nothing inside Ted Cruz’s head.

Except soup.

Someone (I think here on the boards) once described Ted Cruz as a thousand rats wearing a human skin, and each of those rats was a thousand cockroaches wearing a rat skin.

to Cruz: No soup for you!