NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

Best part was it was one of the books we got from our librarian cousin (who we would mistakenly call ‘aunt’ because she was so much older than us – she pretended to be mad). What’s better than a stack of free books?

Luis Miguel, Republican running for Florida state legislature, has had his account blocked by Twitter for calling open season for shooting all FBI, IRS and ATF agents.

Wow. Republicans keep prompting me to ask this question: Is it legal to say that?

"“Under my plan, all Floridians will be able to shoot FBI, IRS, ATF, and all other federal troops on sight,” Miguel tweeted. “Let freedom ring.”
Miguel told Florida Politics Friday the suspension, which is “permanent” per a message he got on his Twitter app, “doesn’t affect (him) at all.” He stands by the proposal, which he says is justified because the IRS has been “weaponized by dissident forces.”

Oh no, “dissidents”! Horrors! Clearly, dissent will not be tolerated. (You have to be pretty Stupid Republican to think that federal agencies are a “dissident”-friendly environment in the first place, of course.)

Breitbart is making a “biographical” (except for the fact that it’s all made up) movie about Hunter Biden, called “My Son Hunter”. Starring a whole bunch of right wing assholes - Laurence Fox as Hunter, John James as Biden, Gina Carano as a secret service agent who gets sniffed by Biden.

Star Wars ‘star’? Never heard of her. It’s not like she was in any of the movies; only True Fan subscription TV shows. Like the fan-wanking shows.

She was in the Mandalorian. But you may know her from a late 2000s MMA career, small parts in Deadpool, Fast and Furious 6, or Command and Conquer 3 (As Natasha).

She was dropped by Disney for social media posts about masking, BLM and comparing having political views to the Holocaust. Very, very briefly she was pretty MAGA, or MAGA adjacent.)

She could have had a decent action-star career if she either shut up or wasn’t a MAGAT.

Ben Shapiro defends Oz’s wealth: “Biblically speaking, most of the prophets were actually kinda wealthy.”

I’m no Bible expert, but that seems wrong. But I forgot about that Prosperity Gospel claptrap.

Profits, prophets. Easy to get the two mixed up.

Everytime one of these idiots pops up espousing ‘prosperity gospel’ bullshit I always feel the urge to bring up what is probably the best known quote regarding the status of rich men in the bible.

Something about camels and needles? Ah yes…

Of course they always seem to find some way to reinterpret or ignore a plain reading of the story.

All movie or TV actors are “stars” when it comes to headlines. Just like how all people who appear in adult films are “porn stars.”

Rich or poor, it’s a really bad idea for a man to stick a needle in the eye of a camel. I think…

This is retired general Russel Honore, who led the Army’s Hurricane Katrina rescue and commaned US forces in Korea:
" Its been reported that the new chief at CNNhas met privately with Republican Members of Congress recently to get their view(s) on how CNN might be more accommodating to Republican positions when airing the news on CNN. This report should not surprise both sides."
https://twitter.com/ltgrusselhonore/status/1561036301322813441

Is it really stealing if I tell you that I’m probably going to repeat this?

GOP candidate for Michigan governor said rape victims find ‘healing’ by being forced to have a baby:

Let me guess, she’s not speaking from experience.

Was just in the process of posting that.

Yeah right she spoke to these, um, made-up people.

Yes, they said, “Sir, we are so grateful we got raped.”

With a tear in their eye.