Um…why??
I’ve seen better acting in a grade school play. Like, every single grade school play has better acting than this. I like how that one guy just randomly breaks the fourth wall for no reason.
That all said, this is a joke, right? I know we’re talking about stupid Republicans here but this is well beyond stupid and firmly into (bad) satire territory. Right? Right??
To find out if they’re pregnant and contemplating abortions.
To determine if they’re Real Girls.
At the very end when they said their current governor still hasn’t fixed the roads, part of me thought ‘well, maybe I should hear them out’.
I have no practical experience but aren’t women athletes training hard subject to amenorrhea?
Don’t bring science into this! Think of the children!
Or maybe they’re lying about being women and are really guys. Have to consider that.
Maybe we could go back to the practice of the ancient Greeks and just have everyone compete naked. That would probably increase attendance at events.
Of course, their real goal is to discourage girls from athletic competition entirely. Very similar to how they hobble teachers to discourage education.
Can’t do it; would kill too many sponsorship deals.
Body paint. Or tattoos.
Tattoos!?! No way.
Not enough money floating around to restrict those sponsorships to perpetual advertisers. What happens when the next dotcom or crypto bubble happens and we need to change the tattoos to attract more of that sweet, sweet advertising money? What happens if your tattoo sponsor goes belly-up?
Get the tattoo is on your back.
Golf clap.
Easy fix:
Herschel “Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others” Walker says everyone who doesn’t vote for him is going to Hell.
You’d think that eventually, someone would call out the Republican habit of flat-out contradicting millennia-long established Christian dogma…
Herschel Walker says black people hate cold weather.
Matt “Cartoon Fish Lady makes my dick sad” Walsh says girls should be married off and impregnated at age 16.
How anyone with a young daughter continues to support this party of abusers and predators is beyond me.
Matt Walsh advocates for the impregnation of girls as young as 16 because it’s “technically when they’re at their most fertile”
But remember it’s liberals and Democrats that are sexually interested in kids.
'Course, we can’t rule out that the only ‘sexual’ interest Matt has in females is impregnation.
Joey Matt, do you like movies about gladiators?