His constant talking gives the trees plenty of carbon dioxide to convert to oxygen.
He helps the climate?
He keeps several fake tan companies in business
Every time I see some completely ridiculous and hysterical accusation like this, I want to be able to ask them directly “Why? Why do they want a drag queen in every classroom? What is the point of that? Are drag queens better at teaching than actual teachers? Are they better at math? What?” If their answer is “Because they want to corrupt and destroy your children!” the reply would be, again, “Why? What do they get out of that?”
There’s no rational answer, I know. I just feel insulted that they think I should immediately take their ridiculous assertions at face value and start panicking.
You are clearly not the target audience. It is classic scam-art: make just enough subtle mistakes early enough in your pitch that smart people are warned off, because the ignorant/inattentive ones are much each to dupe/manipulate.
“Because the Dems are a bunch of perverted transsexual pedophile homosexual lesbian soy-boy snowflake perverts who want to make our sons catamites and our daughters field hockey players so they can destroy America and Russia, but not China!”
That’s assuming they know what the word “catamite” means, of course.
I saw a new one against prop 3 in Mi, which re-establishes the rights we had under Roe. It claimed that “they” (you know the radical left) would be able to administer puberty blockers to children as young as 10 without parental consent. Apparently, prop 3 considers gender affirming care as “reproductive freedom”.
I like to be an informed voter so I have read the text of prop 3. The claims in every one of the anti prop 3 commercials are bull shit. Especially this one.
This is just the worst one. The ones with “voters” voicing complaints about the prop and deciding to vote against it are just insulting and condescending.
Well duh! It’s a cat when you tie firecrackers to it’s tail.
No, no. When Mittens has catamites, you use a catacomb to remove them.
No, no no. The “catamite” is the one that clings to the floor; the “catatite” is the one that clings to the ceiling.
The one that clings to the cat-post shall go nameless.
Loser Donald is just going full Hitler now.
Let’s ship him to Israel and make him Prime Minister. I’m good with that.
They’ve experienced Netanyahu, they’re used to corrupt leaders.
Holy shit, do my eyes deceive me? An actual good idea from Trump?! Yes, go to Israel and run for Prime Minister! Leave my country alone!
Evangelicals are far more appreciative of this than people of the Jewish faith …
That’s because “people of the Jewish faith” are likely to understand that the primary reason many Evangelicals support Israel is that rebuilding the Temple is one of the prerequisites for the Rapture. After that’s accomplished, well …
DISCLAIMER: The following is the absolute antithesis of my personal belief, but I have heard it expressed by more than one Evangelical acquaintance. On a previous occasion I got my hand (properly) slapped for not making this clear.
… the Jews can roast in Hell with all the other heathens (i.e., everybody but them).
No, “catatite” is something Australians put on sandwiches. You don’t want to know what it’s made of.
“Before it’s too late”? Good Lord! Like that’s not code for anything nefarious.
Lauren Boebert is being accused of killing her neighbor’s dog.
I really wasn’t sure where else to put this, and I don’t think Kanye is stupid, per se, just in need of some mental help: Kanye West is buying Parler.
Deeply surprised to discover Parler is still a thing, tbh. Didn’t it go down in flames due to pornbots, scammers and trolls?