Convicted felon Joe Arpaio, speaking at white nationalist AFPAC conference, claims he’s been labeled “the biggest racist in America”, gets a thunderous ovation, and then confusedly says “Why are you clapping? I’m not!” to total silence.
I can imagine the crowd silently channelling Matthew McConaughey: You’d be a lot cooler if you were!
All white, all white, all white !
< golf clap >
Loser Donald says Biden could quickly end the war in Ukraine if he would just something something something SPACE FORCE.
Anyone hungry for word salad?
No, I’m still shitting bricks from the last serving.
Why do I feel like 'Nuke the Ukes, I call them Ukes, very nice people, they love my casinos and steaks, I’m thinking about building a golf course in Uke, from orbit." is in our future?
More CPAC fun: Loser Donald says of Ronny “Dr. Feelgood” Jackson that he "knows every inch of me, and he thinks it’s actually a very beautiful sight.”
That poor bastard.
Can’t sleep…mental image will eat me
Can’t sleep…mental image will eat me
Can’t sleep…mental image will eat me
Previously, “so far up Trump’s ass…” was only a figurative recommendation for high office.
Dictionary.com trolls Congressman Clay Higgins.
https://www.reddit.com/r/insanepeoplefacebook/comments/t2y67a/its_like_a_culture_war_mad_libs/
Congressman Greg Steube of Florida posted a picture of his gas fill - $167 - and said, “Thanks Biden.” Twitter ravaged him for owning a truck that takes over 40 gallons to fill.
Bill Barr about to release book “One Damn Thing After Another” a memoir in which he attempts to rehabilitate his legacy, as already mentioned on this Board.
Joyce Alene (@JoyceWhiteVance) remarks:
Leading to this response:
Ok, I shouldn’t laugh because Bill Barr is a total piece of shit. But that connectpoliticditto comment is hysterical. Thanks for sharing it.
Well, we can add this book to the list that I also will not buy.
Maybe a diet book by Pompeo, but that’s probably just the rot inside him.
In a small victory over Stupid Republicans, a federal court ruled that part of Kansas’ new voter law was unconstitutional. The new law made it illegal for out-of-state organizations to distribute mail-order ballot applications with the voter’s name and address preprinted on the app. The court agreed with the plaintiffs that the new law violated the first and 14th amendments.
The law was vetoed by Democratic governor Laura Kelly but her veto was overridden by the GOP supermajority in the Kansas legislature.
Condoleeza Rice, who would certainly never advocate launching an invasion on a false pretense, proves irony is dead while condemning Russia.
To which I would pointedly respond, “Yes. It is.”
I don’t know why anyone listens to these assholes anymore.
With current events as they are, I’m curious about which Ukranian leaders bought artwork at inflated prices from Hunter Biden, and how that turned into the quid pro quo situation they find themselves in now- basking in the benefits and political favors of the bought puppet leader Sleepy Joe.
Maybe some folks here who were vigorously ringing that bell have a bead on some crack reporting anout that vile bit of corruption?
I mean, all eyes are on ground zero. Surely with the attention that region is getting the under-the-table dealings must surely be bubbling to the surface.
But it’s OK if you’re invading a dictatorship. It’s only bad when you’re invading a democracy.