I wonder how long it would take the FBI or DOJ to pay me a visit if I tweeted such a thing? Not that I would ever do so because I value my reputation.
It’s awful that she was just re-elected and now we are stuck with her.
Dare I ask what a “win” would have looked like to her? The Capitol grounds littered with dead bodies? Mike Pence swinging from a noose? Democrats bleeding out on the floor of the office building? The Speaker’s desk in flames?
MTG also had some interesting information that can be read as Christmas shopping advice (if this Daily Kos entry is to be believed)
To which the one reporting it replied:
Per usual, MTG is repeating what she heard on Fox.
MTG’s “You can buy buttplugs at CVS” is right up there with Jordan Peterson’s “Now that Elon’s in charge of Twitter, it’s so much harder to find child porn”. They’re really not sending the messages they think they are.
All of the above, plus a permanent Theocratic Dictatorship, with her in a position of Chief Inquisitor and Torturer. I’m sure she dreams of that day.
While in between torture sessions, she’s in the other room wearing a butt plug and doing other things she accuses people of.
Oh, look at those hoity-toity east coast liberals, with their select CVS stores! Well la-didah!!!
Does a person actually wear a butt plug or does the butt plug wear them?
In Russia, butt plugs you!
That guy was great.
I have seen the shelf of sex toys at Target. So what? If people want to buy those things and Target wants to sell them, why not? Does it damage the children to carry those things?
Sir, that’s a pacifier.
Brilliant!
Butt plug for a tight ass?
It depends on how the child carries it, I suppose.
If it hurts you’re doin’ it wrong.
Target Manager: “As I told you last time, Rep Green, that’s an avocado, but whatever you choose to do with it: this time, no returns.”
– Peter Sagal, via Twitter
Actually, she is right about this.
I know, I was surprised too. I mentioned it to my wife, who was once in the sex toy industry. She says Target has been selling them for years. I went and searched their website, and lo and behold…
Unless you’re into that sort of thing.
On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood!
Said her lord and master rump.
Also, she doesn’t live in that state.