NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

I’ll have a second career as a bourbon coyote, smuggling loads of Old Granddad across the Ohio.

And eventually starting up a rival to NASCAR?

Fighting the system like a true modern day Robin Hood.

Why not make the “War On Drugs” more than a slogan? Drug-sniffing drones are next!

As a southern Ohioan, I support this.

So now they’re expecting three square meals and a bed, too, eh? Freeloaders!

North Korea is all locked down. Down to Bytes and Bits coming and going. That only works out for a very, very few people. The rest of them eat grass.

I think they envision a line of tanks shooting at buses of Latinos speeding for the border like a carnival game.

Megyn Kelly getting all hot and bothered because the football announcers dared to call Jill Biden “doctor”.

I don’t think Dr. Biden is the one who needs help with self esteem.

And now we’ve got this crap from Nick Adams. Who I swear is a satire account.

As a Hoosier living in Kentucky, once I’m deported, us two and @DoctorJ will have to work out the intricacies of sneaking people and supplies across that border.

Or Brawndo!

I’ve it has, in fact, what plants crave.

Who knew it was just that simple?

The House is also scheduled to vote on the Pandemic is Over Act…

Well to be fair, the pandemic is just about over. COVID is pretty much endemic at this point. But it’s a stupid idea because it’s not up to Congress to decide it’s over, it should be the CDC or NIH or WHO to make that determination.

Gee wizz. The USA is only losing about 300 people a day. What’s the big deal?

Or a buttplug that was especially designed for Republican assholes. And they’d better pray that the Republican that claimed they were inert isn’t a liar.

Bwahhhaa ha!

So the 49ers lost because Jill Biden was siting next to Roger Goodell, and Brock Purdy is a Christian and Nick Bosa is a MAGAt, so the Deep State had to make sure that they didn’t go to the Super Bowl.