NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

Being Canadian, I’ll need that in hours.

American hours, or those goofy Canadian metric hours that have 22 minutes?

Either will do; we have an app that does conversions.

Twelve parsecs. Same as the Kessel run.

What makes a Kessel run?

Secret Russian funds, funneled through the NRA.

The latest from QAnon; Loser Donald has been mispronouncing “Jy-na” on purpose this entire time because he’s secretly referring to the place in Ukraine where covid was invented.

Some people have told me that Maria Bartiromo is a mouth breathing imbecile. People are talking abou that.

Who hasn’t heard a new Randy Rainbow song in a while? I haven’t. In fact, I haven’t even listened to this one yet, but I’m posting it here because I’m sure he’s singing about stupid Republicans. Let’s listen together!!

Ya gotta love Randy Rainbow. (And I’m in favor of his Qaren spelling to protect all the innocents named Karen.)

Herschel Walker: If men descended from apes, why are there still apes?

How to declare you have no understanding of evolution without saying “I have no understanding of evolution”…

I like the implication that “science” is no longer saying that.

Big Ape was successful in distancing themselves from humans.

I don’t think science ever said that “we came from apes”. Shared a common ancestor, sure. Came from? I don’t think so. Apes have evolved to their current form too.

I have never understood why or how creationists think this is in any way a persuasive argument. To me, that’s exactly like saying “If the US used to be a colony of Britain, then why is there still a Britain?” Or “If Diet Pepsi is a variation on regular Pepsi, then why is there still regular Pepsi?”

Uh, because a thing doesn’t automatically stop existing just because it gave rise to a somewhat different thing? Why would you even expect that it would?

If I stopped playing football, why is there still football?

Hmm?

HMMM???

If Christian Walker came from Herschel Walker, why is there still Herschel Walker?

Science says that birds are not real. Well I just saw one out my window, so what do you say to THAT science? Hmmm?

Also: Fuckin’ magnets. How do they work?

I haven’t and I will thank you for that one. It had me laughing out loud, and thinking that I’ll never be able to hear the Dentist song in “Little Shop of Horrors” in quite the same way again.

If you face them the right way, and put them near each other, they stick together. They work like that.