Performance art. Typical of state legislatures during new sessions. Doubtful if the Tennessee Senate even takes up the bill (I still have hope for sanity). Even if the Senate passes it (hope dimming); no way would the Governor sign the bill (hope is drowning). At least the State Supreme court will rule the bill unconstitutional (all hope is lost); but there’s always the US Supreme Court as a voice for justice and fairness.
Stop it Steve - these f)*#^$s are serious.
Sounds like a good fit for the Republicans Are Evil thread. Do we have a thread at all about Republicans simply being shitty fucking humans?
Could have gone in Stupid Gun News, but I think this is the best fit:
Probably a paywall there - basically, there was a plan to remove the sales tax on food, but the Missouri GOP thinks that is too expensive, so instead they’re going to remove the sales tax on guns and ammunition made in Missouri (I have no idea how much that is).
I wonder what the state would do if a clerk refused to issue a marriage license to a white hetero couple because it was against their religion.
Now I want to be a County Clerk, so I can deny licences for couples where one is a Baptist and the other a Presbyterian, or where one’s Anglo-Saxon and the other Italian.
We’re going to need DNA tests to determine everyone’s exact mix of ancestry, and if there’s more than a 1% difference between the two partners, well, sorry, none of that miscegenation here, buckos!
Ummm,
Would the difference between the Y-chromosome and an X-chromosome be more than 1%? You may have legislated same sex marriage! Although that chimp fact from k9bfriender leads me to think maybe not.
Chimp-human marriages will probably be fine. As long as they’re the same religion.
Well, if you have to marry a chimp in order to maintain proper Christian values in this country, then that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to have you make!
And opposite sexes (as assigned at birth).
Make them prove race (sic), gender, and religion scientifically.
Okay, look, this is getting ridiculous. Let’s just make sex with anyone but your own clone illegal. Done.
Hawt!
They’re just being efficient. Increasing the ease of purchasing guns and ammo should alleviate the need for food.
“Fill a man with food you feed him for a day, fill a man with lead and you feed him for the rest of his life.”
What a beautiful sentiment!
I would put that on a t-shirt but I don’t think people would get the sarcasm. Probably think I’m a MAGA type.
Another variation of “Give a man fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life”.
Clone bone!
::Looks in mirror.:: ::Pukes::