Bart Simpson strikes again:
Texas State Rep. Jeff Leach, the chair of the Lone Star state’s House Committee and Civil Jurisprudence, read the innuendo names during the hearing on Wednesday.
‘Is there a Connie Lingus here? What about Anita Dickenmee? Or Holden Middick? Ok, are any three of those people here?’ Leach asked as those present collapsed in hysterics.
It’s been done.
Criminalizing adultery and masturbation seems like a bloody stupid idea.
Does what you’ve linked to seem stupid enough to be an April Fools’ gag?
Hmmm… follow the links and see where they aim…
……le sigh.
This might belong in the Stormy thread, but it might be more appropriate here.
I hope that pussy washed its hands afterwards.
Oh lordy…
“Just as I’m grateful to my mother for not aborting me and therefore we ban abortion, I’m equally grateful to my daddy for not spilling his seed and preborting me.”
Okay, fess up guys, how many millions of kids have you “preborted”?
Are wet dreams now to be subject to criminal prosecution, as miscarriages are these days?
So that how pregnancy works is it?
Well, at least we can sell the whole lot of them for medical research.
It’s like the Republicans binge watched Handmaiden’s Tales over the pandemic and collectively thought “that’s not a bad idea…let’s try to make it happen”
LOL, I think you picked the right forum!
Does she cry for the thousands of siblings that ended up staining her mommy and daddy’s sheets the night she was conceived?
Well, considering her problematic, probably unhealthy, obsession with her father’s masturbatory status, we can only assume, “Yes”.
Unrelated to any recent discussions, I’d love to see Lindsey Graham tweet “Current Mood = Dean Pelton” along with this video. Seems perfect for the guy that can’t pick a side.
Naturally, with nothing else to go on, Marjorie Traitor Wharrgarbl and at least 2 shitgibbon spawn must attack the judge’s daughter.
Driskell and other state Democrats pinpointed 17 sections in Desantis’ “The Courage to Be Free” that could potentially violate his own legislation. The governor uses the terms “woke” and “gender ideology” 46 times and 10 times, respectively, which the Daily Beast notes could be considered “divisive concepts” that DeSantis has argued should not be included in K-12 studies.
Some of his book isn’t suitable for minors.
The rest isn’t suitable for anyone at all.