NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

“How to Be an Antiracist”

NOTE: FROM THE ONION.

Kari Lake is now claiming Loser Donald won California in 2020.

Anything to stay in the news. For the GQP, that’s looking Presidential (or VPish in her warped little mind). Sorry, too many flip-flops in her background though she’s gone batshit Reich-wing in recent history. Not enough money to sue for the election machine companies to give a damn. Not worth it. It would also keep her from flailing in the news cycle.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/ron-desantis-asked-to-define-woke-for-reporter-after-trump-claims-half-the-people-cant-define-it/ar-AA1c5tQ0?li=BBnb7Kz

So, rump lite, and self appointed Disney villain, has given his definition of, “Woke”. Can anyone make sense of this word salad?

“Look, we know what woke is, It’s about putting merit and achievement behind identity politics, and it’s basically a war on the truth.”

But remember, white, straight, and Christian are not identities. They’re the default settings.

It doesn’t mean any fucking thing, just how Republicans like it. I mean, it sounds like something, because it has words and everything. Just how Republicans like it.

Oops, I accidentally snipped that quote. I also left some off that in retrospect I should have left in. So, in the interest of accuracy and completeness here is the original. I bolded the part I snipped:

“Look, we know what woke is it’s a form of cultural Marxism,” DeSantis answered. “It’s about putting merit and achievement behind identity politics, and it’s basically a war on the truth. And as that has infected institutions, and it has corrupted institutions. So, you’ve got to be willing to fight the woke, we’ve done that in Florida, and we proudly consider ourselves the state where woke goes to die.

Of course, it doesn’t read any better with my corrections. It’s still word salad that really makes no sense to a rational, normal person. I agree it has words, buzz words, dog whistles, and bs. The words don’t link together to make sensible sentences, but that really isn’t the point is it?

We’re not supposed to hear the dog-whistle Ron!

What a relentless, hateful, bigoted turd.

I can translate!
The Jews are using affirmative action and quotas to put the obviously genetically inferior races and gender (that’s the war on truth part) into positions of power they do not deserve (that’s the merit and achievement part) and take the white man’s rightful position from him.

And we all know what THAT dog whistle means, don’t we kids?

Eta: Whoops, ninja’d.

They’re pronouns, don’t you know?

I know I’m responding to this pretty late, but every time I think I’m desensitized to repub madness, they ratchet it up a level.
They’re indifferent, even relishing, gay people getting the death sentence!? WTF

On a more lighthearted note, it gave me a couple ideas for 2024 red caps:
MASA: Make America Saudi Arabia
MAMA: Make America Middle Ages

That’s akin to my Repub buddies laughing about Brittney Griner languishing in a Russian jail because of THC vape pens in her luggage. “She deserved it because she’s gay and dared to speak out against homophobia.”

A lot of conservative twitter is convinced that Brittany Griner is biologically male. Just like Michelle Obama.

Despite their love of gun rights, I’ll bet they’re pissed because both Griner and Obama have better guns than they do.

So he’s saying that “the Jew is using the Black as muscle against us”?

I only thing I hate more than Illinois Nazis is Florida Nazis!

Are we on a rocket? Because that is a serious retro burn.