NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

Sounds to me like he’s against affirmative action and believes liberals lie a lot, i.e., trump won.

Brilliant concept. Unfortunately, very useful today.

FANTASTIC OPPORTUNITY FOR NORTHEAST AND NY DOPERS!!!

Bagged air! That’s right - bagged air. Think of the MAGA’a in Arizona, OK, TX, Arkansas, and other strongholds being DEPRIVED of a chance to, “OWN THE LIBS”. For only $49.95 plus S & H (per week/$199.95 per month), you can have baggies of genuine “WOKE SMOKE” sent to your door. Order extra to insure your continued huffing pleasure. Just include bank information (don’t do this) and check off how often you’re willing to contribute to “OWN THE LIBS, LLC”.

A fantastic chance to open your own business, operate from home, cash in your spare time.

No, no, no.
Bag up your fireplace ash and sell it as “condensed smoke”. Sprinkle in front of a fan or hair dryer to reconstitute and release it’s health giving properties. Caution: for indoor use only. Outdoor quantities available by special order only.

Your not hte boss of me! I’mma inhale ash whereva I Want!

“No ash for you!” -Ash Nazi

Bloody socialists!

Instead of the Tea Party and their teabags, we can have the Asholes!

Well, people have collected water from the last Splash Mountain ride and one of the Taylor Swift concerts, and sand from where Tom Brady announced his retirement, so I don’t doubt it.

The Car Talk guys used to say that the way (this was a while ago) to solve air pollution was to go around and let the clean pre-1970s (or pick another decade) air out of all the inner tubes in the landfills.

And there’s a sicko trying to sell parts from Paul Walker’s (Fast and Furious dead guy) crashed Porsche.
Lowlife attempts to sell Porsche parts from Paul Walker’s fatal crash - Drive

Sounds to me like a perfect time to use the “alternative facts” defense.

Clay Higgins is now calling for civil war.

Meanwhile, Loser Donald is begging his cultists to do a 1/6 to the courthouse.

I wonder if this can be used as “Exhibit A” when the prosecution asks that bail be denied.

Does it matter if only 7 people show up, and 4 of them are the Newsmax crew?

I’ve sent the meeting info to all my antifa friends, Soros, and Deep State contacts - just so we can tune in for the farce.

I hope a huge, armed crowd shows up. The hypothetical will become real– real fast. The question is, will DeSantis call in the National Guard?

On which side?

Was it Florida where the governor wanted his own guard?

Biden might have the opportunity to emulate past presidents by nationalizing the Florida National Guard. “Okay, fellas, now you work for me. Clear the MAGAts out.”

And yes, DeSantis wanted to start the Florida chapter of the Brownshirt Brigade.

Is there anyone here who reads the MAGA social media enough-- strictly research!-- to know if anything is in the wind to happen at the courthouse?