FANTASTIC OPPORTUNITY FOR NORTHEAST AND NY DOPERS!!!
Bagged air! That’s right - bagged air. Think of the MAGA’a in Arizona, OK, TX, Arkansas, and other strongholds being DEPRIVED of a chance to, “OWN THE LIBS”. For only $49.95 plus S & H (per week/$199.95 per month), you can have baggies of genuine “WOKE SMOKE” sent to your door. Order extra to insure your continued huffing pleasure. Just include bank information (don’t do this) and check off how often you’re willing to contribute to “OWN THE LIBS, LLC”.
A fantastic chance to open your own business, operate from home, cash in your spare time.
No, no, no.
Bag up your fireplace ash and sell it as “condensed smoke”. Sprinkle in front of a fan or hair dryer to reconstitute and release it’s health giving properties. Caution: for indoor use only. Outdoor quantities available by special order only.
Well, people have collected water from the last Splash Mountain ride and one of the Taylor Swift concerts, and sand from where Tom Brady announced his retirement, so I don’t doubt it.
The Car Talk guys used to say that the way (this was a while ago) to solve air pollution was to go around and let the clean pre-1970s (or pick another decade) air out of all the inner tubes in the landfills.
Biden might have the opportunity to emulate past presidents by nationalizing the Florida National Guard. “Okay, fellas, now you work for me. Clear the MAGAts out.”
And yes, DeSantis wanted to start the Florida chapter of the Brownshirt Brigade.