Because he actually realizes that if you actually dare speak up about the “benevolent” dictatorship, you’re likely to be visited by some guys with bone saws and hefty bags.
Yes, you’re right–Kaplan is certainly smart enough to know that the system he’s trying so hard to sell is scarcely as benign as he implies.
(Just to note–what looks like a quote from me in your post is actually Kaplan, with me then chiming in with the “Yuh-huh…” I know you intended no misattribution, but I mention it just in case someone is confused.)
For years, Herschel Walker has claimed that he graduated in the upper 1% from Georgia. Turns out he didn’t graduate at all.
“I never thought the bats would be eating my face.”
And he also claimed to be high school valedictorian. Trouble is, his high school didn’t have one.
“There is not a single voter in Georgia who believes that whether Herschel graduated at the ‘top of his class’ or as Valedictorian 40 years ago has any bearing on his ability to be a great United States Senator,” Mallory Blount, communications director for the campaign, said in a statement.
However, being a liar does have a bearing on his ability to be a senator, and on his campaign. But I suppose that being a liar is pretty much a pre-requisite for being a Republican politician these days.
TBF, there is dishonesty and such among Democrats as well, and we need not forgive them for it even if the shadow of the mountain of bullshit from just one Republican makes D lies hard to see.
Well, “dishonest” and “politician” are sort of like peanut butter and jelly.
And while we’re at it, the US drinking age of 21 is ridiculously high.
Republican members’ wives are demanding to know from their husbands about the cocaine orgies Madison Cawthorn is talking about.
Walker: “I was first in my class at University of Georgia!”
Questioner: “Amazing. By the way, what class was that?”
Walker: “Dropout.”
Well, he’s certainly got the hipster, frat boy tattoos.
Making spicy pizza the latest Biden “scandal”? Is that dumb enough or par for the course?
No such thing. It’s a contest.
Thank God he wasn’t wearing a tan suit at the time or the Republic might not have endured.
Well you wouldn’t wear tan. It might show pizza sauce if Sleepy Joe made a mistake feeding himself. /s
another pizza-gate?
He’ll probably just issue a hot-pocket pardon.
man-with-Nixon-tattoo backs paraplegic
in his orgy rant
It’s good to see the leopards eating each other’s faces for a bit.