A-fucking-men.
Made that mistake for the 2020 election.
Never again.
They’re still getting money. They left DC, and (I think) split into several groups, with the biggest group heading for California where they are at the statehouse objecting to a variety of bills. Only a few big trucks still along, it’s mostly down to the crazies, lazies, and pure scammers. But still getting lots of support, and apparently cash, along the way.
So Lauren Boebert just tweeted this:
Yes, she really wrote “prostitutes”. Freudian autocorrect there.
Does smoking make you impotent? You’d they they’d put that on the poster.
I’m twisting my brain in knots trying to figure out what she meant to say. Any ideas?
My guess is “prosecution”.
She was probably dictating rather than typing and she just is used to saying “prostitution” and the phone “heard” that. The sentence is still clunky either way.
Maybe she’s functionally illiterate?
If that’s the same thing as being dumb as a box of rocks, then yes, it is.
I notice Boebert didn’t say anything about the record-low rate of unemployment. Because that would be complimenting “Brandon”.
Huh, curious, why would her device default to “prostitutes” as an auto-correct? It must be a word she uses frequently. Any wagers on if this is the same device she uses to text with her dodgy husband? Just asking questions… 
On research, I believe she was attempting to mock Biden for a verbal stumble of his:
So - a deliberate stupidity on Boebert’s part, mocking a minor slip of the tongue on Biden’s part.
She should just do what I’ve seen folks up my way do when confronted with a news article saying that unemployment is at it’s lowest rate in 40 years.
They make comments that the article is complete bullshit, because they personally know businesses that are struggling to get workers. And this is all Trudeau’s fault.
Yes, they completely do not understand what “unemployment rate” even means, but are more than willing to blame someone for their unrelated complaint.
She failed her GED three times. I heard (unconfirmed rumor, no cite) that the only reason she got it on the fourth time was because they were sorry for her.
It would be hilarious to see her making this comment!
It all fits!
Every time I start to text my wife “Thoughts on dinner?” when I get to the “di-” my autocorrect suggests “divorce.” My phone is trying to break up my marriage. /hijack
Your phone is sentient, and in love with you.
Nothing worse than a jealous phone. Call me.
A friend of mine had her psychiatrist’s name changed by her phone from Butch to Bitch. That or therapy isn’t going well.
Another Trump-endorsed member of the Republican Death Cult, which sees any mandates intended to slow the pandemic that’s killed more than 900,000 Americans of all political parties and more than 6 million people worldwide as “an assault on our God-given freedom”, has another brilliant idea.
Kari Lake, running for governor in Arizona, says she would fine airlines $1,000 per incident for mandating masks in Arizonan airspace.
Note this earlier thread of mine about how my kindle substitutes dirty words and obscenities for ordinary words [e.g., “pussy” for “party,” “pissed” for “posted,” “ass” for “was”]. Yeah, this is on my kindle, not my phone, but a similar thing. And it’s still doing it.