OttoDaFe
November 30, 2023, 11:39pm
2381
He means vetted for orthodox thinking (by his standards) as well as — or perhaps instead of — proficiency in their jobs.
Joey_P
December 1, 2023, 2:52am
2382
[Looks for a pull quote] Actually, ‘buckle up’ is fine.
That article is something else. The hypocrisy. It burns.
But it makes for great comedy.
icon
December 1, 2023, 5:04am
2384
Senator Joni Ernst of Iowa chokes at a republican luncheon and is saved by Rand Paul who performs the Heimlich. So far so good, of course, instead of just thanking him for having saved her she takes a cue from Trump and tweets (or Xeets, or Xits or whatever):
Can’t help but choke on the woke policies Dems are forcing down our throats. Thanks, Dr.
//i\\
Monty
December 1, 2023, 5:31am
2385
icon:
Xits
That’s it. Pronounced /ʃɪts/ .
Spoons
December 1, 2023, 5:34am
2386
Xcretes, giving us her Xcretions?
(Credit where credit is due; that one isn’t mine. I saw it elsewhere.)
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Senator Joni Ernst of Iowa chokes at a republican luncheon and is saved by Rand Paul who performs the Heimlich. So far so good, of course, instead of just thanking him for having saved her she takes a cue from Trump and tweets (or Xeets, or Xits or whatever):
Can’t help but choke on the woke policies Dems are forcing down our throats. Thanks, Dr.
//I\\
They are exhausting. Just unbelievable.
Senator Rafael Edward Cruz has submitted a bill meant to protect us from the woke language scourge.
To prohibit the use of funds to implement, administer, or enforce measures requiring certain employees to refer to an individual by the preferred pronouns of such indi- vidual or a name other than the legal name of such individual , and for other purposes.
Huh. I guess he wants us to start calling him by his correct name.
So he wants to mandate a hostile work environment for transgender people.
What the fuck is wrong with Republicans?
How else can they earn that feed bag full of money and adoration from the MAGAverse?
Of course! If their life is miserable enough, they might see the error of their ways and become straight.
Or, the excess stress will cause them to commit suicide. Either way, problem solved.
They can have my preferred use of my middle name when they pry if from my cold dead underpants
Chronos
December 2, 2023, 4:55pm
2394
But asshole doesn’t want us to call asshole by asshole’s stated preferred pronouns, either.
And the senator’s official .gov website calls him “Ted.” I’ll bet that his stationery does as well. Both of those are paid for by government funds.
How much time do you have?
At least to the heat death of the Universe. Might not be enough.
It is nowhere near that difficult. The Republicans are the polar opposite of complicated, and “what is worng with them” can be distilled down to about half a dozen primary vectors. One may look like an amaizing turd while another may seem to be a human shell animated by a swarm of rats, each a ratskin animated by cockroaches, but that is all just superficial. The underlying Republican malfunction is simple enough that even they could understand it.
Smapti
December 2, 2023, 8:34pm
2399
Pfffffffft
https://twitter.com/sportscloud1580/status/1731006959195918839
Ben Shapiro, while promoting Daily Wire’s new Lady Ballers film, shares he originally wanted the fictional movie to be a documentary
but then they discovered, and i quote Ben directly here, “actual men” aren’t allowed to play in women’s sports leagues
Continuing the discussion from NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2) :
I recently stumbled across this:
because the wannabe Hollywood director has recently been trying to whitewash the Wikipedia article about him.
Hidden link of a YouTube video of the subject addressing the Sons of Confederate Veterans.
“Never forgets” indeed.