NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

Clearly they haven’t listened to the lyrics of “American Idiot.”

It is so objectively wrong that I can’t even get mad about it. Seriously, if sides were switched and Green Day was magot and nilli ice was not I’d still listen to Green Day. Though I would fee shame.

Or Canadian Idiot.

Vanilla Ice isn’t even > Ted Nugent

At least idiotnuge rocks. vanilla ice just stinks and plagerizes. A loser for the losers.

Speaking of Ted Nugent:

Yep, the Benton Harbor chili cook-off.

I’m sure we will give Ted Nugent’s opinion on musical talent all the consideration it is due.

Gimmicks. Says the man who swings in wearing a loin cloth and shoots flaming arrows into pictures of Hillary Clinton. Give me the classics, I say.

Ted hasn’t written anything close to a hit in Taylor Swift’s lifetime.

He has a net worth of 10 million. Taylor is a billionaire. Jealousy is eating him up.

Apparently as a Republican, the market is wise and all knowing, unless the market goes woke. Then it’s a stupid poopy-head.

The shadow of the mic makes it look like ol Nuge is missing some teeth.

It works well with that shirt. Yeehaw.

:notes: They must be American Idiots
That they don’t know what Green Day is
Always been against their ideology
But these snowflakes are from Idiocracy! :notes:

Yes, “Cat Scratch Fever” is a highly meaningful song.

Or indeed “Jailbait”.

No guy who bragged about shitting his pants to get out of the 'Nam should be lecturing us on anything.

And Wango Tango sucks, too.

(However, Stranglehold is still an awesome song, and his episode of Miami Vice is still a classic. I wish it were not so.)

Travis Kelce is gonna beat his ASS!

Intensities in 10 Cities. THAT’s not a gimmick?

I was going to say, if the guy is worth $10M he ought to be able to afford some decent teeth.

(I for one am not convinced it’s a shadow.)

OK. I need some help, here. I’ve seen this reference before on this board a few times (I don’t know if it was always from Jack_Batty or he is simply one), and the “flaming arrows into pictures of Hillary” part I think is new, but is there any truth here?

[As this is truly a Cafe Society tangent, I am taking it to that forum. If you can help clear things up on this, please visit.]

I ask because back when I was 12 and my older brother was 15, summer of 71…