WE ARE AN INSTITUTE IN A POWERFUL DEATH PENALTY
So sayeth Dear Leader
I love that the Biden-Harris campaign just keep posting videos of Republicans saying things, without comment.
Actually, a northern wall makes more sense (for very, very small values of “more”), considering which border the 9/11 guys crossed over.
Can I just say, I love the ad that pops up there at the end. It just encapsulates their whole demographic perfectly. Of course they’re panicking over the “new 87,000 IRS agents” coming to get them, because of course a lot of them haven’t paid their taxes, and of course they’ve never even considered the little-known method of avoiding the IRS’ jackbooted thugs by just paying their taxes, so of course they need to pay someone to help them through that complicated process.
Look, falling for Canada’s clever plan to get the US to pay for our wall isn’t stupid, it’s just what we wanted!
Hey, don’t go getting all American about this!
The Democrats are coming after good, law abiding, patriotic tax cheats!
I assume you forgot the sarcasm tag, as this bullshit story about the 9/11 hijackers was debunked by 9/12.
Oklahoma Superintendent of Schools confesses to being a child molester
(You have to speak R – every accusation is a confession)
I only just saw the fine print there and was very puzzled.
Gosh, I wonder why.
Discussing The Wizard of Oz, Candace Owens accuses the Munchkins of performing a “satanic ritual”
Yup, Candace has come out in favor of the Wicked Witches of the East and West.
Blood is thicker than water?
I’ll get you my pretty, and your little healthcare choices too!
Candace Owens, always getting to the most pressing matters of our lives.
Please, Donald, nobody wants to hear about your pole.
At least he’s not dancing around the question.
And we have more on the gibberish front.
“And they calmly walk to us, and ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding… They’ve only got 17 seconds to figure this whole thing out. Boom. Okay. Missile launch. Woosh. Boom.
How soon before this becomes his campaign theme song?
Ding ding ding ding ding ding
Okay misslie launch missile launch
Ding ding ding ding ding ding whoosh boom
Ding ding ding ding ding ding iron dome
Dingaling ding ding ding whoosh boom
Ding dong who’s knocking at the door
Rama Lama Bama loves me
Bama Rucker nobody knows Novosel
Ding dong ditch dingaling
I’m playing with my dingaling
Ooh ah ooh
*And there’s no punctuation beause, after all, he never uses such a thing correctly.
Personally, I like to refer to her as Perjury Traitor Greene.
Pole would indicate there’s some length.
Just try wrapping your head around this one;