Donald’s victory speech after winning New Hampshire: Nikki Haley is ugly and probably a criminal
She is aware this is a fantasy novel made into a movie? She does know that there are no witches, no munchkins, no scare crow etc.? What am I saying? She’s a conspiracy theorist and I dunno don’t pay a lot of attention to her is she maga or just maga adjacent? Of course she believes that shit is real.
The only way I can wrap my head around that is to realize he’s so stupid he does not know he stated he believed there will never be another election for president of the United States.
Looks something like the instructions on goods I’ve bought through Temu.
(a) He should be institutionalized, and (b) when he was in office and, both before and after he was in office, every time I hear his voice, I feel like I’m being executed in a most cruel manner.
Nope, that was a piece of info (well, now I know that it was misinfo) that’s been floating around in my brain. Thanks for getting me to look up the actual facts.
Twitter user “Liam Nissan” posts an insulting tweet directed at Greg Abbott.
Abbot responds and apparently thinks he’s talking to actor Liam Neeson.
The “Liam Nissan” lefty troll account has snared many into making the same mistake. The account is frequently suspended because of its often hilarious barbs at Moms For Liberty, Kevin Sorbo, MTG and even Elno himself. “Apartheid Clyde.”
Yep, I follow that account and it’s hilarious when he gets told to stay in his lane and just go make movies.
Although, to be fair, I’m pretty sure I was fooled by a parody account at least once in my life. Hopefully never anything quite so obvious though.
He may not be a famous Hollywood actor, but he does seem to have developed a particular set of skills…
Maybe he’s also good at vigilante REVENGE too?
Loser Donald’s pitch to Haley supporters; FUCK YOU I DON’T NEED YOUR STUPID VOTES ANYWAY
MAGA finance bro claims that Dean Phillips actually won the Democratic primary in NH and the party rigged a Biden win.
This claim is then quickly denounced by (checks notes) Dean Phillips.
I guess that, unlike certain other candidates, his mom taught him how to lose gracefully.
That’s obviously not the real Dean Phillips. Most likely a construct grown in a vat on Mars and teleported to the basement of Comet Ping Pong Pizza. Connect the dot, sheeple!
B…b…but he’s got a blue checkmark! You think any schlub can just give $8 to the world’s richest man in exchange for one of those?
WTH?? Wouldn’t being “barred” instead of banned be much better? I would think orange boy would equate being “barred” with becoming a loyal attorney to him. 
I remember the press conference for Haley when Trump appointed her ambassador to the UN. He of course made the moment all about himself, saying if she didn’t do a good job, he’d fire her. He couldn’t put her over for such an important position, even when she had her nose all the way up his butt at the time.
To no one’s surprise, Donald Trump Jr. said a stupid thing last week, claiming that a “new” FAA policy to hire a wider range of people, including those with disabilities, somehow contributed to that door that popped off of a plane. Except that the policy has been in place since 2013.
So it’s Obama’s fault!
And government agencies are bad, and their oversight of private businesses is bad. Except for when their failure means Democrats can be blamed for something.
A Republican pushes back against Nikki Haley’s “This isn’t a racist country” statement. What’s causing the racism in America? The left is doing it with “ANTIFA and Black Lives Matter, and Barry Moore does it by voting to keep CRT [critical race theory] in our military.” So close and yet so far.