Not sure if this has been mentioned here yet, but Nikki Haley managed to come in second to “none of these candidates” in a recent election.
Mr. Pillow is baaaccckkkk! He’s ready to take down Amazon with amazing deals on real American products that can’t be ripped off by China. Just the place for products and grifts gifts for the insurrectionist patriot in your life.
Just in time for Valentine’s Day. 
Useful idiots really cannot expect to be treated with courtesy.
If Tucker thought that this interview would be his springboard to the Vice Presidency under Trump, I guess he has another think coming. Trump may approve of people who are deferential to autocrats, but he’s hypervigilant to disassociate himself with losers.
Which is exactly what Vlad made clear that Tucker is.
In the article near the bottom, there’s a video embedded in a Twitter post with Mike showing off a selection of the products he’s selling. At the end, he holds up something that looks like an enormous pipe cleaner and I swear he says “here’s this brush here that cleans inside bowels”. It does look like it might work if you have a reasonable pain threshold or an assistant to do it while you’re passed out drunk.
Gizmondo might have just found the QANON Amazon, but it’s not new. I wrote about it on Oct 15th.
From today’s Two Minutes Hate, Loser Donald claims he watched someone shoplift a refrigerator the other day, takes credit for killing the border bill that Moses Mike said had nothing to do with Trump, boasts that he did nothing to prevent mass shootings, and mumbles something about “dino-dollars” and “subsies”.
Where did he witness this? I can’t imagine he spends much time in retail stores. Plus how exactly do you shoplift a refrigerator?
Great big suitcase.
Must’ve been one of those guys with legs the size of cantaloupes.
Up through a skylight using a refrigerator magnet, taking great care to keep the magnet dry.
Fridge? Pfff.
I don’t even know what this is supposed to mean.
Alright, fellow theys, what are we going to rename Pennsylvania that’ll really stick in his craw? Obamastan? Hillaryville? Rosieodonnelsylvania? North Mccainia?
Pennsylvania? What kind of Swiftie are you suggesting Rosieodonnelsylvania as the name that would most annoy Trump?
Swiftonia has a ring to it, but she isn’t living rent-free in Loser Donald’s head, just those of his coconut-brained acolytes.
Bonespurfreeanddoesnotneedtobesweptsylvania.
Just look chill.
You don’t remember Donnie insisting he’s more popular that flash-in-the-pan Taylor, fueling the entire evening of late night TV jokes?
“If Taylor Swift told her fans to storm the Capitol on Jan. 6, they would have succeeded. They would be running the country right now.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
And why is he bothering to speak before a loser organization in the process of falling apart?
Store clerk: “I swear, officer-She just looked very pregnant to me”.