Certainly not a SRIOTD, but John Fetterman (D-PA) has offered to officiate the marriages of any same-sex couples who reach out to him.
Tennessee state legislator is worried that the They are sneaking vaccines into tomatoes and cigarettes.
Greeneus???
I searched it and the only results seem to be about a stuffed toy cyclops.
ETA: The software isn’t quoting the Twitter post, but look up at the post I’m replying to in order to see it.
ETAM: (M= more): I guess the US flag in Empty’s Twitter/X account gets translated as “us”–why it’s not capitalized must be an Elon thing. (Is it SA and not sa?)
Anyway, my speculation that Empty was seeing herself as some sort of Roman Gladiator apparently is not correct. 
Likely za.
I would have read that as Wile E Coyote, “Green-eus”, myself. It seems like what she wold think was clever.
Apparently she’s mistaken him for another hawt tantric sex guru:
Marjorie Taylor Greene Reportedly Posted That NY Judge Arthur Engoron ‘Should Be Disrobed.’ We’ve Got the Tweet
From your link:
A cattleman discusses vegetable vaccines:
“The problem you have is if it’s not treated as a pharmaceutical being the size and difference between you and me, how many tomatoes do I have to eat to get the proper dosage versus how many tomatoes you have to eat, and if you eat too many you get an overdose. If you eat too less, like we had in the cattle industry with Aureomycin, dosing our cattle properly, and the horn flies were developing an immunity to it. If we don’t have the proper dosage of the vaccine it could lead to the efficacy of that drug not working anymore.”
The man has a way with words, don’t you think?
Is she saying that someone should pants him?
Loser Donald says that “the black people” like him because he’s been charged with a lot of crimes just like they have.
How woke of Donny to flat out say that systemic racism is real . . . wonder how that’s gonna be retconed into MAGA’s worldview.
Which Denny’s did they hold that in?
In terms of what he is trying to say, he has a legitimate point. About antibiotics. Which are not at all like vaccines. Overdose on a vaccine? can that even happen?
I think the moron from Tennessee is worried about eating a burger with lettuce on it and ending up getting μchipped.
More gems from today’s Two Minutes Hate;
“The soup pie cane is broken”
“There was this big dump. Where did it come from?”
“They are pumping it under the Trump”
“In times of bad, she’ll call me up and say “Don’t worry, sir, you’re doing great””
“Three years lady, lady, lady, how 'bout that?”
“I can only see black ones. I can’t see any white ones. That’s how far I’ve come.”
He can’t see people, he can only see black ones. Am I alone in detecting a distinction there?
I’m surprised he didn’t mention his fondness for KFC.
Can someone translate this so I don’t have to watch the video? (As if that would even help…)
Channeling Jerry Lewis here?
He was trying to say “the supply chain” is broken.
Oh. My. 
Calling them “the” Black people is the kicker.
“Trump: A lot of people don’t know how smart and respected Marjorie Taylor Greene is…”
No one knows, she’s unknowable.